所属专辑:Poodle Hat
时长: 06:15
Wanna B Ur Lovr - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]
I don't have a library card[00:00:16]
But do you mind if I check you out[00:00:18]
I like your skeletal structure baby[00:00:23]
You're an ectomorph no doubt[00:00:26]
Your face is real symmetrical[00:00:30]
And your nostils are so nice[00:00:33]
I wish that I was cross-eyed girl[00:00:37]
So I could see you twice[00:00:40]
Girl you smell like Fritos[00:00:45]
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare[00:00:47]
You're so hot you're gonna melt[00:00:52]
The elastic in my underwear[00:00:55]
I'll bet you're magically delicious[00:00:58]
Like a bowl of lucky charms[00:01:02]
You'd look like Venus de milo[00:01:06]
If I just cut off your arms[00:01:09]
What I'm tryin' to say is[00:01:12]
I wanna be your lover baby[00:01:13]
I need somebody to love[00:01:17]
You know I just wanna be your lover baby[00:01:20]
Now I need somebody to love[00:01:24]
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo[00:01:27]
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo[00:01:31]
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo[00:01:34]
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo[00:01:38]
Do you believe in love at first sight[00:01:43]
Or should I walk by again[00:01:45]
My love for you'd like diarrhea[00:01:50]
I just can't hold it in[00:01:53]
Stop drop and roll now[00:01:57]
'Cause baby you're on fire[00:02:00]
I'll bet your outfit[00:02:05]
Makes a lot of noise in the drier[00:02:07]
You're absolutely perfect[00:02:12]
Don't speak now you might spoil it[00:02:15]
Your eyes are even bluer[00:02:19]
Than the water in my toilet[00:02:22]
Say has anyone ever told you[00:02:25]
You've got Yugoslavian hands[00:02:29]
No of course not that would be stupid[00:02:34]
Just forget I ever brought it up[00:02:36]
The point I'm trying to make is[00:02:39]
I wanna be your lover baby[00:02:41]
I need somebody to love[00:02:44]
You know I just wanna be your lover baby[00:02:47]
Now I need somebody to love[00:02:51]
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo[00:02:54]
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo[00:02:58]
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo[00:03:01]
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo[00:03:05]
I wanna be your Krakatoa[00:03:10]
Let my lava flow all over you[00:03:13]
I wanna be your anaconda[00:03:17]
And your heat-seeking missile too[00:03:20]
I wanna be your beef burrito[00:03:24]
Am I making this perfectly clear[00:03:27]
I wanna be your love torpedo[00:03:32]
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here[00:03:34]
Uh huh[00:03:38]
I hope I'm not being forward[00:03:46]
But do you mind if I chew on your butt[00:03:49]
You can tell me truthfully[00:03:53]
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now or what[00:03:56]
There just aren't enough o's in smooth[00:04:01]
To desribe how smooth I am[00:04:03]
Maybe you've seen my picture[00:04:08]
It's in the dictionary under kablaam[00:04:10]
My lips are registered weapons[00:04:15]
Can I invade your personal space[00:04:18]
You must have fallen from heaven[00:04:22]
That would explain how you messed up your face[00:04:25]
Well how'd you get through security[00:04:29]
'Cause baby you're the bomb[00:04:33]
I'd like to take you home right now[00:04:37]
So you can meet my mom[00:04:40]
Because I[00:04:42]
I wanna be your lover baby[00:04:44]
I need somebody to love[00:04:47]
You know I just wanna be your lover baby[00:04:50]
Now I need somebody to love[00:04:54]
Girl you must be Jamaican[00:04:59]
Because Jamaican me crazy[00:05:03]
Girl you must be Jamaican[00:05:06]
Because Jamaican me crazy[00:05:10]
I wanna be your lover baby[00:05:13]
I need somebody to love[00:05:16]
You know I just wanna be your lover baby[00:05:20]
Now I need somebody to love[00:05:23]
I wanna be your lover baby[00:05:28]
I need somebody to love[00:05:31]
You know I just wanna be your lover baby[00:05:34]
Now I need somebody to love[00:05:38]
I wanna be your lover baby[00:05:42]
I need somebody to love[00:05:45]
You know I just wanna be your lover baby[00:05:48]
Now I need somebody to love[00:05:52]
I wanna be your lover baby[00:05:57]
I need somebody to love[00:05:59]
You know I just wanna be your lover baby[00:06:03]
Now I need somebody to love[00:06:07]
Ohh ooh[00:06:10]