《The Jazz Discharge Party Hats》歌词

歌曲： The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

所属专辑：The Man From Utopia

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 04:28

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The Jazz Discharge Party Hats - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]

Once upon a time[00:00:01]

It was in Albuquerque New Mexico[00:00:03]

There were these girls that worked at the college[00:00:06]

The were really cool [00:00:09]

(They thought so anyway)[00:00:11]

The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where[00:00:13]

At the drop of a hat[00:00:16]

There was three of 'em:[00:00:18]

One of them thought she was a Beauty Queen [00:00:20]

The other one was a Walking Blow-Job[00:00:22]

And then there was this skinny girl [00:00:24]

Oh well [00:00:27]

Some of the guys in the band got together[00:00:29]

With the girls from the college[00:00:32]

They were having a good time [00:00:35]

(We were in Alburquerque for a couple of days)[00:00:38]

But these girls thought they were Hot Shit[00:00:41]

'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band[00:00:43]

On the first day so [00:00:45]

A couple of the guys in the band[00:00:47]

Who were desparate for THAT KIND OF ACTION[00:00:49]

Kept workin' on 'em for two days[00:00:53]

(Which is a waste of f**kin' time anyway )[00:00:55]

So anyway [00:00:59]

But if that's your idea of a good time what the hey [00:01:00]

Send those pants up here [00:01:03]

Here's some more [00:01:04]

Okay good-good [00:01:05]

Traditional cotton oh how sweet [00:01:06]

Umf huh-huh-huh-huhhh [00:01:10]

HERE Work these [00:01:12]

Anyway [00:01:13]

We're in Albuquerque New Mexico [00:01:15]

A couple of the guys in the band who shall go nameless[00:01:17]

Because their girlfriends might find out[00:01:20]

Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls[00:01:21]

From the college[00:01:25]

So one night it was the first night[00:01:26]

When they were still trying to 'get it in there'[00:01:29]

(Ya know what I mean Huh-huh-huh-huh )[00:01:31]

The skinny girl she says to one of the guys in the band[00:01:33]

She says well to several of the guys in the band[00:01:38]

And one of the T-shirt guys too [00:01:40]

"HEY LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING "[00:01:42]

At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel[00:01:43]

That's right your heard right [00:01:48]

Two o'clock in the morning pool at the hotel [00:01:49]

It was so fun [00:01:51]

But the water was very very cold [00:01:53]

So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny[00:01:56]

'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes[00:02:00]

Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool[00:02:04]

And she says "HEY GUYS COME ON IN "[00:02:07]

Well one of them did [00:02:10]

The other one was too smart for that shit[00:02:12]

So him and the T-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool[00:02:15]

And when the girl who was really skinny[00:02:18]

(And insensitive to climatic changes)[00:02:20]

Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool[00:02:23]

She threw her pants over there by the little table[00:02:25]

Well one of the guys in the band picked up het panties[00:02:29]

(He told me later the stuff in the bottom[00:02:36]

Was like punching an eclair )[00:02:40]

Anyhow there was nothing else to do [00:02:42]

It was Alburquerque New Mexico[00:02:48]

It's two o'clock in the morning [00:02:52]

They're not going to get any nooky anyway [00:02:53]

So this one guy and the T-shirt guy[00:02:56]

Started sniffing the girl's panties [00:02:58]

They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue [00:03:02]

Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these[00:03:06]

Delightful little morsels[00:03:08]

(Some of you might think this is weird [00:03:11]

No wonder It's not exactly normal but[00:03:13]

What the f**k )[00:03:16]

So they're snorting it [00:03:17]

(Hey It's the twentieth century [00:03:20]

Whatever you can do to have a good time let's get on with it [00:03:22]

So long as it doesn't cause a murder )[00:03:25]

So they're snorting the pants[00:03:28]

'N' then they put them on their heads [00:03:30]

They were having a good time [00:03:33]

The girl was in the water she didn't even see[00:03:34]

What was going on with her underpants [00:03:36]

They were wearing the pants[00:03:37]

It looked just like a tiny little party hat [00:03:39]

Their ears were sticking out the side it was so fun[00:03:42]

Later on they discovered [00:03:45]

This would make a great way of life for them [00:03:47]

They would go from town to town looking for panties[00:03:50]

They would take the panties after they were hung up[00:03:53]

On the clothes line[00:03:57]

Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing room[00:03:58]

They would play with them [00:04:00]

They would fetish the underpants [00:04:01]

They would snort every little morsel attached[00:04:03]

To the underpants and then they would feel that[00:04:04]

They were FULFILLED[00:04:09]

And so you can see [00:04:14]

That what we're doing here on stage[00:04:16]

Is part of a Great American Tradition[00:04:18]

The tradition of the[00:04:22]

JAZZ DISCHARGE PARTY HATS[00:04:24]