《Right， Said Fred》歌词

歌曲： Right， Said Fred

所属专辑：Go On .... Have a Laugh !!! (The Dave Cash Collection)

歌手： Bernard Cribbins&Wanda Wo

时长： 02:19

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Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins[00:00:00]

Right said fred both of us together[00:00:05]

One each end and steady as we go oh oh[00:00:07]

Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it[00:00:11]

We was getting nowhere[00:00:14]

And so we had a cup of tea and[00:00:16]

Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie[00:00:19]

Up comes Charlie from the floor below[00:00:21]

After straining heaving and complaining[00:00:25]

We was getting nowhere[00:00:28]

And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think[00:00:30]

And he thought we ought to take off all the handles[00:00:34]

And the things wot held the candles[00:00:37]

But it did no good well I never thought it would[00:00:40]

All right said Fred have to take the feet off[00:00:42]

To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo[00:00:45]

Took its feet off even took the seat off[00:00:49]

Should have got us somewhere but no[00:00:52]

So Fred said let's have another cup of tea[00:00:56]

And we said right o[00:00:59]

Oh right said Fred have to take the door off[00:01:05]

Need more space to shift the so and so[00:01:07]

Had bad twinges taking off the hinges[00:01:12]

And it got us nowhere and so we had a cup of tea and[00:01:14]

Right said Fred have to take the wall down[00:01:19]

That there wall is gonna have to go[00:01:22]

Took the wall down even with it all down[00:01:26]

We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea[00:01:28]

And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred[00:01:33]

I got a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling[00:01:35]

With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through[00:01:40]

All right said Fred climbing up a ladder[00:01:43]

With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble[00:01:45]

Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome[00:01:51]

So Charlie and me had another cup of tea[00:01:57]

And then we went home[00:01:59]

I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it[00:02:03]

Standing on the landing that's all[00:02:06]

You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty[00:02:08]

Oh you'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty[00:02:11]