所属专辑:Unapologetic Art Rap
歌手: Open Mike Eagle
时长: 03:23
Pissy Transmissions - Open Mike Eagle[00:00:00]
How are things for you [00:00:15]
I been writing pretty lyrics[00:00:16]
But missing someone to sing them to[00:00:18]
Have the people you've been meeting been affable [00:00:21]
I've been faxing you messages[00:00:23]
Errors syntactical[00:00:25]
If there's an actual opening in your space time[00:00:27]
Erase my voicemail messages from your dateline[00:00:30]
I taped mine under a false pretense[00:00:34]
A temporary lapse in cunning and lost street sense[00:00:37]
In the spring and summer[00:00:41]
It's all peaches[00:00:42]
Now a full court press[00:00:44]
But I'm running the wrong defense[00:00:45]
Grief stricken[00:00:48]
Cause she's Witches of Eastwickin'[00:00:49]
My cauldron's cold[00:00:51]
Cause the heat's missing[00:00:52]
Hope your pretty kitty keeps on[00:00:54]
Pissing on all your documents[00:00:56]
Your kitchen smells of Polish sausages[00:00:57]
We're polar opposites[00:00:59]
A known common sense[00:01:01]
I've recently grown cognizant of:[00:01:02]
There's no point in polishing mud[00:01:05]
In the state of conflict the refs will have quirks[00:01:08]
The ushers have flashlights and I got works[00:01:12]
For the ways that you treat me with all and stalls[00:01:15]
And the things said discretely[00:01:18]
Let it go on let it go on[00:01:20]
Lurch like a world spinning off its axis[00:01:29]
Cause the cat pissed on your faxes[00:01:33]
Sharpen up the axes[00:01:36]
We'll teach that kitty to piss on important transmissions[00:01:38]
I'm done with a** kissing[00:01:49]
Starting it was the hard part[00:01:50]
You're like a magician[00:01:52]
Fingers quick as a card shark[00:01:53]
I been a fan since then[00:01:55]
Loaning you an enlarged heart[00:01:57]
I sent you transmissions[00:01:59]
You were thinking of car parts[00:02:00]
Bought you an aardvark instead of an anteater[00:02:02]
And you pleasure yourself with electrical a** tweezers[00:02:05]
That's either a sadness or a sickness[00:02:09]
Giving a whole new meaning to being on her "sh*t list"[00:02:12]
I've been rescued[00:02:16]
Like Jews on Schindler's[00:02:17]
I'm still representing for the coupon spenders[00:02:19]
I hear your new dude has a Yukon with spinners[00:02:22]
I got some fresh fruit and a new Braun blender[00:02:26]
I could never be a simple brother[00:02:43]
Cause the world ain't black and white[00:02:46]
Some of this sh*t's magenta colored[00:02:48]
There's different other shades of periwinkle[00:02:50]
When Mary tinkles[00:02:53]
It resembles berry sprinkles[00:02:54]
A crotchety thin old hairy wrinkled man[00:02:57]
Carries tingles[00:03:00]
Not to mention dingleberries[00:03:01]
How long has it been since there were people caring [00:03:04]
An old monument cinched on uneven bearings[00:03:07]
Directing filthy poetry at his three canaries[00:03:10]
He finds Jesus very comforting in his old age[00:03:14]
Just left church[00:03:17]
Cussin' at people[00:03:18]
Road rage[00:03:19]