所属专辑:Never Mind the Hotpots - Live at the Citadel
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Ebay 'eck (Live) - The Lancashire Hotpots[00:00:00]
Deidre were the name of my first wife[00:00:17]
And she really were[00:00:21]
The true love of my life[00:00:22]
But she ran off[00:00:25]
With me best mate Jim[00:00:26]
And I really do miss him[00:00:28]
'Cause we used go crown green[00:00:30]
Bowling Tuesday night[00:00:31]
Around the house[00:00:35]
I still see Deidre's face[00:00:36]
In the nick nacks that[00:00:39]
She left around the place[00:00:40]
And my hearts in disarray[00:00:43]
So I'm flogging[00:00:45]
Her stuff on e-bay[00:00:46]
Yes ee-by-eck Ebay is really ace[00:00:48]
And there's a starting bid of a quid[00:00:52]
On the Bullseye teatowel[00:00:54]
I got two bids in for[00:00:56]
The Ronan Keating hat[00:00:58]
And there's two hours to go[00:01:00]
On the Fred Dibnah photo[00:01:03]
Yes Ebay's great[00:01:05]
For selling all your tat[00:01:07]
Oh yes cocker the post it is free[00:01:10]
On my Deidres Patrick Swayze DVD[00:01:14]
I feel like auctioning me hats[00:01:18]
But until then I'll start[00:01:21]
By selling all her Right Said Fred CD's[00:01:23]
Believe you me[00:01:27]
I'm auctioning the lot[00:01:28]
Please check out[00:01:31]
All the feedback I have got[00:01:32]
I'm selling Chesney Hawkes tour posters[00:01:35]
And backstreet boys drink coasters[00:01:38]
And a Bon Jovi mug[00:01:40]
That changes colour[00:01:41]
When it's hot hot hot[00:01:42]
And there's a starting bid of a quid[00:01:44]
On the Bullseye teatowel[00:01:46]
I got two bids in[00:01:49]
For the Ronan Keating hat[00:01:50]
And there's two hours to go[00:01:53]
On the Fred Dibnah photo[00:01:55]
Yes Ebay's great for[00:01:57]
Selling all your tat[00:01:59]
I've sold the lot and[00:02:02]
I feel empty inside[00:02:03]
And my true emotions can no longer hide[00:02:06]
But I'll tell thee summat for knowt[00:02:10]
I've had a look in me PayPal account[00:02:14]
There's two grand in there[00:02:16]
I'm off to buy a Russian bride[00:02:17]
Come on [00:02:18]
And there's a starting bid of a quid[00:02:19]
On the Bullseye teatowel[00:02:21]
I got two bids in[00:02:23]
For the Ronan Keating hat[00:02:25]
And there's two hours to go[00:02:28]
On the Fred Dibnah photo[00:02:30]
Yes Ebay's great for[00:02:32]
Selling all your tat[00:02:34]