《Bestest Man》歌词

歌曲： Bestest Man

所属专辑：Dressed For the Occasion

歌手： The Mitchell Brothers

时长： 04:22

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Bestest Man - The Mitchell Brothers[00:00:00]

Written by：Sem[00:00:01]

There goes the choiraint[00:00:19]

For me though[00:00:25]

Do you teddy mitchell[00:00:27]

Wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after[00:00:29]

No I don't but I can tell you what I do[00:00:34]

I never ever ever ever everever plan to say I do[00:00:37]

I'm the bestestman[00:00:41]

I'm better a best[00:00:43]

I'm better a best[00:00:45]

I'm the bestestman[00:00:47]

I'm better a best way[00:00:50]

Better a best[00:00:52]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen[00:00:55]

I'm so so impressed by the turnout tonight[00:00:58]

And have to compliment everyone on the choice of my attire[00:01:00]

Which I must say is spelndid[00:01:03]

It's only right I do my duty as best man[00:01:06]

I mean bestest man[00:01:08]

'Cause I'm the best best man you can get[00:01:10]

See I've known the groom since the grandeur days[00:01:12]

When we used to sneak in and watch our dad's pornos together[00:01:15]

So I can also say I known him as my girlfriends nipples[00:01:17]

And have to be as real as possible with him[00:01:21]

Mate now you've said I do you're done[00:01:23]

So said goodbye to a world of coming home when you want[00:01:26]

And going out when you want forever[00:01:29]

See I've stayed ready with my answer[00:01:31]

If the vicar was to ever ask me[00:01:33]

Do you teddy mitchell[00:01:35]

Wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after[00:01:38]

No I don't but I can tell you[00:01:42]

What I do I never ever ever ever everevereverever[00:01:45]

Plan to say I do[00:01:48]

I'm the bestestman[00:01:49]

I'm better a best[00:01:52]

I'm better a best[00:01:54]

I'm the bestestman[00:01:56]

I'm better a best way[00:01:59]

Better a best[00:02:01]

Secondly I'd like to thank the groom[00:02:04]

For the toast proposed to the bridesmaids[00:02:07]

Whom I'm definitely gonna deflower by the end of the night[00:02:10]

At least two of them anyways[00:02:12]

Marriage to me is nothing but a civil contract[00:02:14]

And I also see it as an institution[00:02:17]

And who the f**k wants to live in an institution hein[00:02:19]

I mean is kinda like school[00:02:22]

Once that bell rings yous got to go back in[00:02:23]

So once them wedding bells ring[00:02:26]

You're in for the turning[00:02:27]

I mustn't say I don't believe in relationship[00:02:29]

But in most cases marriages or relationships end up sinking[00:02:31]

It's a chick's business to get married as soon as possible[00:02:34]

And a bruv's business to keep unmarried as long as possible[00:02:37]

So I'm always gonna stay ready of my answer[00:02:40]

If the vicar was to ever ask me[00:02:42]

Do you teddy mitchell[00:02:44]

Wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after[00:02:46]

No I don't but i can tell you what I do[00:02:51]

I never ever ever ever everevereverever plan to say I do[00:02:55]

I'm the bestestman[00:02:58]

I'm better a best[00:03:00]

I'm better a best[00:03:02]

I'm the bestestman[00:03:05]

I'm better a best way[00:03:07]

Better a best[00:03:09]

Eeeeeeh[00:03:12]

Eeeeeeh[00:03:19]

Eeeeeeh[00:03:26]

Eeeeeeh[00:03:32]

I'm the bestestman[00:03:39]

I'm better a best[00:03:42]

I'm better a best[00:03:43]

I'm the bestestman[00:03:46]

I'm better a best way[00:03:48]

Better a best[00:03:50]

I'm the bestestman[00:03:53]

I'm better a best[00:03:55]

I'm better a best[00:03:57]

I'm the bestestman[00:03:59]

I'm better a best way[00:04:02]

Better a best[00:04:04]