《Krav Maga》歌词

歌曲： Krav Maga

所属专辑：MC Mr. Napkins: The Album (Explicit)

歌手： MC Mr. Napkins

时长： 02:54

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Krav Maga - MC Mr. Napkins[00:00:04]

Now you know that judo is japanese[00:00:09]

And they got karate too[00:00:11]

And thailand has muay thai[00:00:13]

And china has kung fu[00:00:14]

And they do capoeira in rio de janeiro[00:00:17]

And korea has the tae kwon do[00:00:19]

But did you know that israel[00:00:22]

Has a martial art also[00:00:23]

Well it's called krav maga[00:00:25]

Krav maga[00:00:27]

It's not greek like baklava[00:00:28]

It's israeli ooh[00:00:30]

Like falafel ah[00:00:32]

Krav maga[00:00:33]

Billy was a bully[00:00:34]

And victor was his victim[00:00:37]

And every day on the way to class[00:00:39]

Billy punched and kicked him[00:00:41]

And this was not junior high[00:00:44]

This was harvard law[00:00:45]

So victor said[00:00:48]

I'm too old for this[00:00:49]

And he went and learned krav maga[00:00:50]

The next time they crossed paths[00:00:52]

It was quite a different picture[00:00:54]

Because this time victor fought back[00:00:56]

And victor was the victor[00:00:59]

And he took billy's head[00:01:01]

Stuck it in the lavaratoire[00:01:03]

And he went flush[00:01:05]

Billy now you know[00:01:06]

You don't mess with krav maga[00:01:08]

That billy[00:01:10]

Was burly[00:01:11]

But still he got a swirly[00:01:12]

Because victor took him out[00:01:14]

Like he was just a little weakling[00:01:15]

I won't rhyme girly there[00:01:19]

That's one we all foresaw[00:01:21]

And unpredictability[00:01:22]

Is part of kraaaav[00:01:24]

Mizza mizza mizza mizza[00:01:26]

Miriam and rebecca were chillin'[00:01:27]

By the bagel store[00:01:29]

When up came this tough dame[00:01:31]

They'd never seen before[00:01:33]

And she pulled a gun and said[00:01:35]

Gimme those wallets[00:01:37]

Now mwah ha ha[00:01:38]

She didn't know that our friend rebecca[00:01:40]

Was trained in krav maga[00:01:42]

The fight lasted less than a minute[00:01:44]

And not only did rebecca win it[00:01:46]

But she kicked that ass so hard[00:01:48]

She literally left a bootprint in it[00:01:50]

And miriam looked at the outlined foot[00:01:53]

And she made a face like what[00:01:55]

And she said[00:01:57]

Krav ma ga becky[00:01:58]

Look at her butt[00:02:00]

Ho ha ha yeah[00:02:01]

That's krav maga[00:02:05]

Oh m'gah oh m'gah[00:02:06]

Oh m'gah that's krav maga[00:02:09]

I said oh ma gah that's krav maga[00:02:10]

Hardcore like quick draw mcgraw[00:02:13]

From the folks who brought you the yarmulke[00:02:15]

That's krav maga[00:02:17]

Shalom[00:02:19]