所属专辑:Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2
歌手: Bob Rivers
时长: 02:36
Bowel Moves - Bob Rivers[00:00:00]
I was a little too stuffed [00:00:08]
Had to lose a few pounds[00:00:10]
Pants too tight seams bustin out[00:00:12]
Just had a big burrito with beans and rice[00:00:16]
Salsa on top with some extra spice[00:00:20]
Lots of extra spice[00:00:28]
Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy[00:00:32]
Sat on the cold seat thought I was ready[00:00:36]
Workin' on crosswords and readin' the news[00:00:40]
Workin' on a bowel move[00:00:46]
Tryin' to move some backed-up drive-through food[00:00:50]
Workin' on a bowel move[00:00:54]
And it was takin' time[00:01:00]
Unhhhhhhhhh[00:01:03]
I was up last night tryin' to make some thunder[00:01:16]
How long would it take I sat and wondered[00:01:20]
Started readin' a magazine from 1962[00:01:25]
Yet I'm waitin' on a bowel move[00:01:31]
'Cause I'm all bound up from cheese that's turned to glue[00:01:36]
Prayin' for a bowel move[00:01:42]
I'm out of paper again[00:01:47]
Bowel move[00:01:55]
Unhhhh[00:01:59]
(Bowel move) Ain't it funny how it takes so much time[00:02:02]
(Bowel move) For a bowel move[00:02:06]
(Bowel move) I wanna remember; I wanna remember[00:02:10]
I wanna remember[00:02:12]
(Bowel move) I should have brought my camera[00:02:13]
Ohhh ohhhh[00:02:16]
Ooooooooo hunh[00:02:18]
Ohhhhhh yeah yeah yeah heah[00:02:21]
Uh huh[00:02:26]
Huh huh[00:02:28]