《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady

所属专辑：Horrorshow Halloween Hip Hop Party

歌手： Halloween Party Monsters

时长： 04:26

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The Real Slim Shady - Halloween Party Monsters[00:00:00]

May i have your attention please[00:00:02]

May i have your attention please[00:00:05]

Will the real slim shady please stand up[00:00:07]

I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up[00:00:09]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:14]

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:18]

Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door[00:00:20]

Started whoopin her a** worse than before[00:00:23]

They first get divorced throwing her over furniture[00:00:24]

It's the return of the[00:00:26]

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he[00:00:28]

And dr dre said[00:00:32]

Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement[00:00:33]

Feminist women love eminem[00:00:36]

Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him[00:00:37]

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:40]

Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though[00:00:42]

Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:44]

But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms[00:00:47]

Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose[00:00:50]

But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose[00:00:52]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:54]

And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:56]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:00:59]

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is[00:01:01]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:03]

By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:05]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:06]

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:08]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:10]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:11]

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:13]

But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote[00:01:16]

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:18]

I'm slim shady[00:01:22]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:01:22]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:01:23]

So won't the real slim shady[00:01:26]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:01:27]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:01:31]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:01:32]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:01:33]

So won't the real slim shady[00:01:35]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:01:36]

Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:40]

Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:42]

You think i give a damm about a grammy[00:01:44]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:46]

But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:49]

Why so you guys can just lie to get me here[00:01:51]

So you can sit me here next to britney spears[00:01:53]

Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:56]

So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst[00:01:57]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:00]

Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv[00:02:03]

Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe[00:02:05]

I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:07]

And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd[00:02:09]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:12]

So i've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:15]

And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:16]

Who cuss like me[00:02:18]

Who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:19]

Who dress like me[00:02:20]

Walk talk and act like me[00:02:21]

It just might be the next best thing[00:02:22]

But not quite me[00:02:24]

I'm slim shady[00:02:25]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:02:26]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:02:27]

So won't the real slim shady[00:02:29]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:02:31]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:02:34]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:02:35]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:02:36]

So won't the real slim shady[00:02:39]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:02:40]

I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:02:43]

Cause i'm only giving you[00:02:45]

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room[00:02:46]

The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll[00:02:48]

And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:02:52]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:53]

And whether you like to admit it[00:02:55]

I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there[00:02:56]

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums[00:02:58]

Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30[00:03:01]

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:04]

Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking[00:03:06]

But this whole bag of viagra[00:03:09]

And every single person is a slim shady lurkin[00:03:11]

He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings[00:03:13]

Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:15]

Screaming i don't give a f**k[00:03:17]

With his windows down and system up[00:03:18]

So will the real shady please stand up[00:03:20]

And put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:22]

And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:24]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:25]

Cuz i'm slim shady[00:03:29]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:03:30]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:31]

So won't the real slim shady[00:03:33]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:03:35]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:03:38]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:03:39]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:40]

So won't the real slim shady[00:03:43]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:03:44]