所属专辑:Roll With The New (Explicit)
歌手: Chris Rock
时长: 03:36
Press Conference - Chris Rock[00:03:36]
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen[00:03:36]
I'm Hally Neilson from BTT Television[00:03:36]
And tonight is the night we've all waited for[00:03:36]
Tonight, I bring you[00:03:36]
My exclusive interview with OJ Simpson[00:03:36]
And as an added bonus guest[00:03:36]
Good friend of his Ike Turner has come to join him[00:03:36]
Now let's start[00:03:36]
OJ, can you tell everyone where your from?[00:03:36]
Straight Outta Compton (Straight Outta Compton - NWA)[00:03:36]
And when you got rich where did you move?[00:03:36]
Straight Outta Compton (Straight Outta Compton - NWA)[00:03:36]
Ike, where are you from?[00:03:36]
Brooklyn Zoo (Ol' Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo)[00:03:36]
Now Ike it seems that OJ has stolen alot of your thunder [00:03:36]
With the domestic violence issue[00:03:36]
How do you rate yourself?[00:03:36]
I'm the King (Hit It Run - Run DMC)[00:03:36]
Now OJ I know your in therapy but[00:03:36]
When was the last time you actually hit Nicole?[00:03:36]
1989 (Fight the Power - Public Enemy)[00:03:36]
And what did she say?[00:03:36]
Whoo ha, Whoo ha (Whoo Ha - Busta Rhymes)[00:03:36]
OJ, what first attracted you to Nicole?[00:03:36]
I like big butts and I cannot lie (Baby Got Back - Sir Mix a Lot)[00:03:36]
What was she wearing?[00:03:36]
Pumps and a bump, pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the pumps and a bump (Pumps and a Bump - MC Hammer)[00:03:36]
Now OJ, this is the question all my viewers want an answer to[00:03:36]
OJ, why did you run?[00:03:36]
Murder was the case that they gave me (Murder Was the Case - Snoop Doggy Dogg)[00:03:36]
So your in the back of the Bronco[00:03:36]
Gun to your head[00:03:36]
Just my own curiosity but what was AC saying?[00:03:36]
Don't, don't, don't, don't (Don't Believe the Hype - Public Enemy)[00:03:36]
Now OJ of course you know that alot of people are upset that you're a free man[00:03:36]
What about Haraldo, what do you have to say to Haraldo?[00:03:36]
I'm gonna knock you out, mama said knock you out (Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J)[00:03:36]
And what about Nicole[00:03:36]
Do you still think about Nicole?[00:03:36]
When I'm alone in my room Sometimes I stare at the wall And in the back of my mind I hear my conscious call (I Need Love - LL Cool J)[00:03:36]
Now, if you'll excuse me OJ[00:03:36]
Let's just move to Ike for a moment[00:03:36]
Now when you married Tina[00:03:36]
And you delivered your vows[00:03:36]
Certainly you said something I'm sure that was wonderful and loving and beautiful[00:03:36]
What are some of the things that you said?[00:03:36]
I keep my foot in your a** and wouldn't give a f**k Get out her pocket, b**ch you gettin' beat up (All My B**ches Are Gone - Too Short)[00:03:36]
Now certainly Ike you can't be all bad[00:03:36]
What was your childhood like?[00:03:36]
I used to have alot of b**ches (All My B**ches Are Gone - Too Short)[00:03:36]
Now OJ there was a mountain of evidence against you[00:03:36]
Including a footprint[00:03:36]
What kind of shoes were you wearing?[00:03:36]
My Adidas (My Adidas - Run DMC)[00:03:36]
Now Johnnie Cochran of course we know that he came up with the wacky little slogan[00:03:36]
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit"[00:03:36]
Now are there any other silly slogans that he brought to your attention?[00:03:36]
Too legit, too legit to quit (Too Legit To Quit - MC Hammer)[00:03:36]
Now how do you feel about the LAPD?[00:03:36]
F**k the police (F**k the Police - NWA)[00:03:36]
Now what was the most[00:03:36]
Polite thing that Mark Fuhrman ever said to you?[00:03:36]
Nigger n****r n****r n****r n****r Nigger, please (Niggaz 4 Life -NWA)[00:03:36]
Now OJ, certainly you never took the stand[00:03:36]
But had you taken the stand[00:03:36]
What would you have said?[00:03:36]
Give me something you can't understand Or I can just k**l a man (How I Could Just k**l a Man - Cypress Hill)[00:03:36]
Did you just admit to the crime?[00:03:36]
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin sh*t (Boyz-N-the-Hood - Eazy E)[00:03:36]
Now OJ, Ike were about to wrap this up right here[00:03:36]
Do you have any last words?[00:03:36]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads (repeated until end) (Crossroad - Bone Thugs N Harmony)[00:03:36]