《Wrong Foot Amputated(LP版)》歌词

歌曲： Wrong Foot Amputated(LP版)

所属专辑：Best Of Twisted Tunes， Vol. 2

歌手： Bob Rivers

时长： 02:08

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Wrong Foot Amputated (LP版) - Bob Rivers[00:00:00]

He got the wrong foot amputated[00:00:04]

The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease[00:00:18]

I was sweating on the way[00:00:24]

To the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease[00:00:26]

They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown[00:00:30]

They gave me anesthetic and they set my legs down[00:00:33]

You won't fell a thing is what the doctor told me[00:00:36]

Were gonna whack it off whack it off[00:00:38]

Whack it off whack it off[00:00:41]

Hey man you must be kidding me take a look[00:00:42]

He got the wrong foot amputated[00:00:46]

Hey you should have cut the other knee take a bow[00:00:48]

He got the wrong foot amputated[00:00:52]

Hey that leg was mine you mean to tell me[00:00:54]

That this stuff happens all the time[00:00:58]

Hey this ain't my day[00:01:00]

OK[00:01:06]

Mr Johnson[00:01:07]

I see you're here for the irreversable vasectomy[00:01:07]

Aryuhugh[00:01:11]

Well[00:01:12]

We'll just get you shaved right here[00:01:12]

This might sting a little[00:01:14]

Noooononooo[00:01:15]

Don't wanna hear no excuses[00:01:19]

It's already too late[00:01:22]

Don't try to say I got a two for one sale[00:01:25]

A woman that I know when through a similar fate[00:01:27]

She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes[00:01:30]

Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boom[00:01:33]

The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen[00:01:37]

Why didn't they whack it off[00:01:39]

Whack it off whack it off whack it off[00:01:41]

Hey[00:01:43]

Man you must be kidding me[00:01:44]

Take a look he got the wrong foot amputated[00:01:46]

Hey you shoulda cut they other knee[00:01:49]

Take a bow he's getting pretty aggrevated[00:01:52]

Hey ay that leg was fine[00:01:55]

You mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the time[00:01:58]

Hey ay this ain't my day[00:02:01]