《My Band [In The Style Of D12 ](Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)》歌词

歌曲： My Band [In The Style Of D12 ](Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)

所属专辑：Karaoke - R&B/Hip-Hop August 2004

歌手： Karaoke

时长： 05:16

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My Band [In The Style Of D12 [00:00:00]

I don't know dude[00:00:11]

I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude[00:00:15]

And I think everyone's got a f**kin' problem with me dude[00:00:20]

And they need to take it up with me after the show[00:00:23]

Because[00:00:26]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band[00:00:27]

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands[00:00:31]

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man[00:00:35]

All because I'm the lead singer of my band[00:00:39]

So I get off stage right and drop the mic[00:00:42]

Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like[00:00:45]

"Sup ladies my name's Slim Shady [00:00:47]

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"[00:00:48]

They're all like "Oh my God it's him"[00:00:51]

"Becky oh my f**kin' God it's Eminem"[00:00:53]

"I swear to f**kin' God dude you f**kin' rock"[00:00:54]

"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"[00:00:56]

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous[00:00:59]

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas[00:01:01]

All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes[00:01:02]

Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage[00:01:05]

So like every single night they pick a fight with me[00:01:07]

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry[00:01:09]

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me[00:01:11]

Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me[00:01:13]

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me[00:01:15]

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be[00:01:16]

This rock star sh*t it's the life for me[00:01:18]

And all the other guys just despise me because[00:01:20]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band[00:01:22]

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands[00:01:27]

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man[00:01:31]

All because I'm the lead singer of my band[00:01:35]

My band[00:01:38]

My band[00:01:39]

My band[00:01:40]

My band[00:01:41]

My band[00:01:42]

My band[00:01:43]

Roxanne[00:01:44]

My band[00:01:44]

My band[00:01:46]

You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you[00:01:55]

Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools[00:01:57]

Smash these vocals and do a performance[00:01:59]

But we in the van and he in a tour bus[00:02:00]

You don't want my autograph yous a liar[00:02:03]

And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)[00:02:04]

What the hell is wrong with that dressing room[00:02:07]

'Cause my sh*t is lookin' smaller than a decimal[00:02:08]

See I know how to rap see it's simple but[00:02:10]

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book[00:02:12]

So I'm more intect tryna get on the map[00:02:14]

Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back[00:02:17]

Look at Em little punk a** thinkin' he the sh*t[00:02:19]

Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick[00:02:21]

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue[00:02:23]

No I had an interview not you two[00:02:25]

You gonna be late for soundcheck[00:02:26]

Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck[00:02:28]

But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best[00:02:29]

You know what man I'ma say somethin[00:02:32]

Hey yo Em[00:02:33]

You got somethin' to say [00:02:34]

Man no[00:02:35]

I thought you bout to tell him off what's up[00:02:35]

Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it man shut up[00:02:37]

And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew[00:02:39]

When I was bout to talk right after you[00:02:41]

I swear I swear man[00:02:43]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band[00:02:44]

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands[00:02:47]

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man[00:02:51]

All because I'm the lead singer of my band[00:02:55]

They say the lead singers rock but the group does not[00:02:59]

Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park[00:03:01]

I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot[00:03:02]

I should cut his mic off when the musics starts[00:03:05]

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan[00:03:07]

Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)[00:03:09]

We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments[00:03:11]

So why he get 90 and we only get ten percent[00:03:13]

And these guys they can find every area code[00:03:15]

B**ch carry your own[00:03:17]

Can't make it to the stage security in my way[00:03:17]

(Who the f**k are you Where's Obie and Dre )[00:03:21]

Goddammit I'm sick of this group[00:03:23]

Time for me to go solo and make some loot[00:03:24]

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps[00:03:26]

Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack[00:03:29]

Lose Yourself video I was in the back[00:03:30]

Superman video I was in the back[00:03:32]

F**k the media I got some suggestions[00:03:35]

F**k Marshall ask us the questions[00:03:36]

Like who's D12 how we get started[00:03:39]

(What about Eminem )[00:03:41]

B**ch are you retarded [00:03:41]

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group[00:03:43]

Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute (hey sexy)[00:03:45]

50 told me to do situps to get buff[00:03:47]

I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up[00:03:49]

F**k D12 I'm outta this band[00:03:51]

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne[00:03:53]

Girl why cant you see your the only one for me[00:03:55]

And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name[00:04:01]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha)[00:04:12]

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands(F**k Marshall)[00:04:15]

Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man[00:04:18]

All because I'm the lead singer of my band[00:04:22]

My band[00:04:26]

My band[00:04:27]

My band[00:04:28]

My band[00:04:29]

My band[00:04:30]

My band[00:04:31]

My band[00:04:32]

My band[00:04:33]

My band[00:04:34]

The hottest boy band in the world[00:04:37]

D12 [00:04:38]

(Eminem as a salsa singer)[00:04:43]

I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girl's to take off their[00:04:45]

Underpants[00:04:45]

And the lead singer of my band my salsa[00:04:45]

Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance[00:04:48]

My salsa look out for my next single it's called My Salsa[00:04:55]

My salsa salsa salsa salsa my salsa[00:04:58]

Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance[00:04:59]

And take off their underpants[00:05:01]

My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance[00:05:03]

And take off their underpants my salsa[00:05:05]

(Where'd everybody go )[00:05:08]

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