《Mr. Popeil》歌词

歌曲： Mr. Popeil

所属专辑：In 3-D

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 04:43

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Mr Popeil - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

I need a Vegematic[00:00:18]

I need a Pocket Fisherman[00:00:20]

I need a handy appliance[00:00:23]

That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell[00:00:25]

Operators are standing by[00:00:29]

How does that make you feel[00:00:31]

Help me[00:00:34]

Mr Popeil[00:00:36]

I wanna shine some pennies[00:00:50]

I wanna mend some leather[00:00:53]

I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder[00:00:55]

Please no COD's[00:01:01]

Don't miss out on this deal[00:01:03]

Ah help me[00:01:05]

Mr Popeil[00:01:08]

Help me[00:01:16]

Mr Popeil[00:01:19]

Mr Popeil[00:01:21]

Mr Popeil[00:01:24]

Wo-o wo-o Ohhhhhh[00:01:27]

It slices It dices[00:01:38]

Look at that tomato[00:01:41]

You could even cut a tin can with it[00:01:43]

But you wouldn't want to[00:01:46]

Mr Popeil I'm in trouble[00:01:48]

Need your assistance on the double[00:01:51]

Oh no Now how am I gonna make[00:01:54]

My old vinyl car top look like new[00:01:56]

Mr Popeil[00:02:01]

Tell me what am I s'posed to do[00:02:02]

Mr Popeil[00:02:33]

Mr Popeil[00:02:35]

Now how much would you pay[00:02:39]

But wait there's more[00:02:45]

It's not sold in any store[00:02:47]

Now how much would you pay[00:02:50]

Don't answer yet[00:02:54]

Just look what else you get[00:02:58]

Now how much would you pay[00:03:00]

If you order today[00:03:06]

You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray[00:03:08]

Now how much would you pay[00:03:11]

Now how much would you pay[00:03:15]

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil[00:03:17]

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil[00:03:19]

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil[00:03:22]

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil[00:03:25]

Make me buy a Garden Weasel[00:03:44]

Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer[00:03:46]

Make me take advantage[00:03:49]

Of this amazing TV offer[00:03:50]

Call our toll-free number[00:03:54]

We'll make you such a deal[00:03:56]

Aw help me[00:03:58]

Mr Popeil I want it[00:04:01]

Mr Popeil Well I need it[00:04:04]

Mr Popeil I got to got to got to have it[00:04:07]

Mr Popeil[00:04:09]

Mr Popeil[00:04:12]

Hey[00:04:15]