《Living With a Hernia》歌词

歌曲： Living With a Hernia

所属专辑：Polka Party

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:20

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Living With A Hernia - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:00]

Written by：C. Midnight/D. Hartman/Al Yankovic/Rick Derringer[00:00:01]

Help me out dig[00:00:09]

All I do is grunt and groan hurts me to walk anywhere[00:00:18]

Went to see my physician Dr Jones[00:00:26]

He took my trousers off told me to cough[00:00:30]

Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss[00:00:34]

He tell me any day I might have to wear a truss[00:00:38]

Living with a hernia all the time such aggravation[00:00:43]

Living with a hernia gonna be my ruination[00:00:51]

Living with a hernia got to have an operation[00:00:59]

Feel so old[00:01:06]

Too much bad pain good gawd drives me insane[00:01:15]

Can't run barely crawl got a bulge in my intestinal wall[00:01:23]

Walk real funny bless my soul can't play tennis[00:01:31]

And it's hard to bowl[00:01:37]

You can't even do the splits now say it[00:01:39]

Better call it quits now now[00:01:42]

I'm sick of all this dancin' any how[00:01:44]

Living with a hernia hurts me[00:01:48]

Bad in a tender location[00:01:52]

Living with a hernia had enough humiliation[00:01:56]

Living with a hernia got to have an operation[00:02:04]

I live with a hernia can't get up can't bend over[00:02:12]

Now I live with a hernia wait a minute[00:02:20]

You may not be familiar with the common types[00:02:29]

Of hernias that you could get[00:02:32]

So just settle down let me[00:02:37]

Clue you in there's incomplete incomplete[00:02:39]

Epigastric epigastric bladder bladder strangulated strangulated[00:02:42]

Lumbar hernia lumbar hernia richter's hernia richter's hernia[00:02:48]

Obstructed obstructed inguinal and direct[00:02:52]

Living with a hernia rupture[00:02:57]

I said it's causin' me such irritation[00:03:00]

Living with a hernia have to have[00:03:05]

My medication[00:03:11]

Living with a hernia I feel bad[00:03:13]