歌手: Ian Wallace
时长: 02:43
The Rhinoceros Song - Ian Wallace[00:00:00]
Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much[00:00:06]
If you ask the reason why [00:00:09]
They will tell you because of his scaly touch[00:00:11]
Or his hard and glittering eye[00:00:14]
But should you ask a truthful man[00:00:17]
You will get this quick response[00:00:19]
I do not trust that thing on his nose[00:00:22]
The bodger on his bonce[00:00:25]
Oh the bodger on the bonce[00:00:27]
The bodger on the bonce[00:00:31]
Pity the poor old Rhino with[00:00:33]
The bodger on the bonce[00:00:37]
Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns [00:00:42]
If you doubt it here's the proof[00:00:45]
That thing on his nose is for taking stones[00:00:48]
Out of a horse's hoof[00:00:51]
He seldom if ever meets a horse[00:00:53]
It is this that makes him sad[00:00:56]
When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof [00:00:58]
But he would if he did and it had[00:01:02]
Oh the bodger on the bonce[00:01:05]
The bodger on the bonce[00:01:07]
Pity the poor old Rhino with[00:01:10]
The bodger on the bonce[00:01:13]
And just to bring pleasure to those[00:01:20]
Who like to enjoy the natural scene [00:01:22]
He picks up litter on his spike[00:01:25]
To keep the forest clean[00:01:27]
And if one day to his habitat[00:01:30]
For a picnic you should roam [00:01:33]
He would open a tin should you[00:01:35]
Have left your opener at home [00:01:38]
With the bodger on the bonce[00:01:41]
The bodger on the bonce[00:01:44]
Pity the poor old Rhino with[00:01:46]
The bodger on the bonce[00:01:50]
So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend[00:01:56]
Though he looks a fearsome sight [00:01:59]
He amply justifies his end[00:02:02]
Because his means are right[00:02:04]
And ask yourself would you do as well[00:02:07]
Fulfilling long felt wants [00:02:10]
If nature had endowed you with[00:02:12]
A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:16]
Yes a Bodger on your bonce[00:02:18]
A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:21]
If nature had endowed you with[00:02:24]
A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:28]
A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:30]
A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:33]