《The Rhinoceros Song》歌词

歌曲： The Rhinoceros Song

所属专辑：Nothing Quite Like It

歌手： Ian Wallace

时长： 02:43

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The Rhinoceros Song - Ian Wallace[00:00:00]

Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much[00:00:06]

If you ask the reason why [00:00:09]

They will tell you because of his scaly touch[00:00:11]

Or his hard and glittering eye[00:00:14]

But should you ask a truthful man[00:00:17]

You will get this quick response[00:00:19]

I do not trust that thing on his nose[00:00:22]

The bodger on his bonce[00:00:25]

Oh the bodger on the bonce[00:00:27]

The bodger on the bonce[00:00:31]

Pity the poor old Rhino with[00:00:33]

The bodger on the bonce[00:00:37]

Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns [00:00:42]

If you doubt it here's the proof[00:00:45]

That thing on his nose is for taking stones[00:00:48]

Out of a horse's hoof[00:00:51]

He seldom if ever meets a horse[00:00:53]

It is this that makes him sad[00:00:56]

When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof [00:00:58]

But he would if he did and it had[00:01:02]

Oh the bodger on the bonce[00:01:05]

The bodger on the bonce[00:01:07]

Pity the poor old Rhino with[00:01:10]

The bodger on the bonce[00:01:13]

And just to bring pleasure to those[00:01:20]

Who like to enjoy the natural scene [00:01:22]

He picks up litter on his spike[00:01:25]

To keep the forest clean[00:01:27]

And if one day to his habitat[00:01:30]

For a picnic you should roam [00:01:33]

He would open a tin should you[00:01:35]

Have left your opener at home [00:01:38]

With the bodger on the bonce[00:01:41]

The bodger on the bonce[00:01:44]

Pity the poor old Rhino with[00:01:46]

The bodger on the bonce[00:01:50]

So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend[00:01:56]

Though he looks a fearsome sight [00:01:59]

He amply justifies his end[00:02:02]

Because his means are right[00:02:04]

And ask yourself would you do as well[00:02:07]

Fulfilling long felt wants [00:02:10]

If nature had endowed you with[00:02:12]

A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:16]

Yes a Bodger on your bonce[00:02:18]

A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:21]

If nature had endowed you with[00:02:24]

A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:28]

A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:30]

A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:33]