《Humpty Dance》歌词

歌曲： Humpty Dance

所属专辑：Halloween Dance Party Terror Grooves

歌手： Halloween Party Monsters

时长： 04:17

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Oh oh select lady oh oh select lady[00:00:00]

All right[00:00:10]

Stop whatcha doing[00:00:11]

'Cause I'm about to ruin[00:00:12]

The image and the style that ya used to[00:00:13]

I look funny[00:00:15]

But yo I'm makingmoney see[00:00:16]

So yo world I hope you're ready for me[00:00:18]

Now gather round[00:00:20]

I'm the new fool in town[00:00:21]

And my sound's laid down by the underground[00:00:22]

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf[00:00:24]

So just let me introduce myself[00:00:27]

My name is humty pronounced with a umpty[00:00:29]

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee[00:00:32]

And all the rappers in the top ten please[00:00:35]

Allow me to bump thee[00:00:37]

I'm steppingtall y'all[00:00:38]

And just like humty dumpty[00:00:40]

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me[00:00:41]

I like to rhyme[00:00:43]

I like my beats funky[00:00:44]

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy[00:00:46]

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack[00:00:48]

But sometimes I get ridiculous[00:00:51]

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice[00:00:52]

Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish[00:00:54]

Yeah I called ya fat[00:00:58]

Look at me I'm skinny[00:00:59]

It never stopped me from gettingbusy[00:01:00]

I'm a freak[00:01:02]

I like the girls with the boom[00:01:03]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom[00:01:04]

I'm crazy[00:01:07]

Allow me to amaze thee[00:01:08]

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me[00:01:09]

I'm still gettingin the girls' pants[00:01:11]

And I even got my own dance[00:01:13]

The humty dance is your chance to do the hump[00:01:15]

Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump[00:01:21]

Do the humty hump just watch me do the humty hump[00:01:26]

Do ya know what I'm doingdoingthe humty hump[00:01:31]

Do the humty hump do the humty hump[00:01:35]

People say yo humty you're really funny lookin[00:01:39]

That's all right 'cause I get things cooking[00:01:42]

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me[00:01:44]

But ya can't get near me[00:01:47]

I give 'em more see and on the floor b[00:01:49]

All the girls they adore me[00:01:51]

Oh yes ladies I'm really beingsincere[00:01:53]

'Cause in a sixty nine my humty nose will tickle ya rear[00:01:55]

My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed[00:01:57]

Big like a pickle I'm still gettingpaid[00:02:00]

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge[00:02:02]

Both how I'm livingand my nose is large[00:02:05]

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid[00:02:07]

I use a word that don't mean nothinglike looptid[00:02:09]

I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it[00:02:12]

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits[00:02:14]

Also told ya that I like to bite[00:02:17]

Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write[00:02:18]

All ya had to do was give humty a chance[00:02:21]

And now I'm gonna do my dance[00:02:23]

The humty dance is your chance to do the hump[00:02:25]

Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump[00:02:31]

Do the humty hump[00:02:36]

Do the humty hump[00:02:38]

Do the humty hump[00:02:40]

Do the humty hump[00:02:42]

Do the humty hump[00:02:45]

Do the humty hump[00:02:47]

Oh yeah that's the break y'all[00:02:50]

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here[00:02:52]

Oh yeah[00:02:58]

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself[00:03:00]

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance[00:03:02]

It's real easy to do check it out[00:03:04]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken[00:03:07]

Shakingand twitchingkinda like I was smoking[00:03:10]

Crazy wack funky[00:03:13]

People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humty[00:03:15]

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion[00:03:17]

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion[00:03:20]

Anyone can play this game[00:03:22]

This is my dance y'all humty hump's my name[00:03:24]

No two people will do it the same[00:03:26]

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain[00:03:28]

Humping funking jumping[00:03:31]

Jig around shakingya rump[00:03:33]

And when the dude a chump pump[00:03:35]

Points a finger like a stump[00:03:37]

Tell him step off I'm doingthe hump[00:03:38]

The humty dance is your chance to do the hump[00:03:40]

Do the humty hump[00:03:46]

Do the humty hump[00:03:48]

Do the humty hump[00:03:50]

Do the humty hump[00:03:52]

Do the humty hump[00:03:55]

Do the humty hump[00:03:57]

Do the humty hump[00:04:00]

Do the humty hump[00:04:02]

Humpty Dance - The Hit Nation[00:04:06]