所属专辑:Nia
歌手: Blackalicious
时长: 06:21
'Whole house freeze'[00:00:00]
It was a Thursday I stepped to the club there she was[00:00:30]
Draped in a burgundy dress silhouetted superbly[00:00:32]
Curved indeed she started staring in my direction[00:00:34]
Luring and urging seductively body language instructing me[00:00:37]
I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea[00:00:40]
And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle[00:00:43]
I said 'So who you be You looking kind of tight gal[00:00:46]
I would love to see you in a nightgown'[00:00:48]
She said 'They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet[00:00:50]
I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat[00:00:53]
I've come to your country in search of a lost Scroll[00:00:55]
That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold'[00:00:58]
I looked at her confused and said "But why have you told me this "[00:01:00]
She said the description that I fit[00:01:03]
Was that of the Chosen One who'd go beyond[00:01:05]
Then slipped a concoction in my drink[00:01:06]
Immediately set my consciousness adrift[00:01:08]
Now I'm in that zone dwelling I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair[00:01:20]
With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle[00:01:24]
Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair wasn't imagining a thing[00:01:26]
Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam glowed brightly[00:01:29]
To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me[00:01:32]
Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate[00:01:34]
Who bore all the secrets and take care of trespassers[00:01:36]
But at last it's prophesied that I would gain access[00:01:38]
To a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll[00:01:40]
Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops strapped in[00:01:43]
Began traveling into the darkness knew not of what awaited[00:01:46]
Thought of a way to get out of it just then the bottom gave way[00:01:49]
I began falling and gave it ten seconds pulled the cord on my parachute[00:01:51]
Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas lions[00:01:55]
The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren[00:01:58]
Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end [00:02:00]
Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in[00:02:02]
And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then[00:02:04]
'Whole house freeze'[00:02:21]
Just then I pulled the Sword and somehow[00:02:22]
It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed[00:02:24]
And the same Glow that I seen in the Sword[00:02:27]
I seen in the eyes of the Lion who began leading me[00:02:29]
In a specific direction as if trying to tell me something[00:02:31]
Just over the horizon the same creatures who had been described[00:02:34]
Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped[00:02:36]
And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried[00:02:39]
'After years we have finally been awakened'[00:02:41]
The assault was on I got knocked to the ground by one[00:02:43]
Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing[00:02:46]
Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows karate chops[00:02:47]
And drop kicks plunged struggling deeper into the swamp[00:02:50]
Then I grabbed my Sword the garlic put it around my neck[00:02:52]
Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing[00:02:55]
Off with their heads the gates slowly and mysteriously opened[00:02:58]
So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective[00:03:00]
Spider webs the size of king size beds[00:03:04]
Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead[00:03:07]
Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance[00:03:09]
At that instance lo and behold the hidden Scroll[00:03:11]
And just as I thought my mission was over[00:03:15]
I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder[00:03:18]
As she began to transform and metamorphosis[00:03:41]
She took on an assortment of legs arms heads and eyes[00:03:43]
And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire[00:03:46]
So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment[00:03:48]
She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the Scroll[00:03:52]
And exited much faster than secreted gas I'm gasping[00:03:54]
Clasp full of flames cast in my direction[00:03:56]
I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death[00:03:57]
And a casket passed into the ground pound for pound astounding[00:04:00]
How could I survive and last another round inside this madness [00:04:03]
'Whole house freeze'[00:04:41]