《We Only Read The Headlines》歌词

歌曲： We Only Read The Headlines

所属专辑：Lazyboy (Explicit)

歌手： Lazyboy

时长： 03:40

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We Only Read The Headlines - Lazyboy[00:00:00]

Written by：Soren Nystrom Rasted[00:00:00]

You can cut to the chase[00:00:00]

And you know it's okay[00:00:03]

'Coz we only read the headlines[00:00:05]

We only read the headlines[00:00:09]

Baby get to the point[00:00:11]

And quit the full play[00:00:14]

We only read the headlines[00:00:17]

We only read the headlines anyways[00:00:20]

54 of bank robberies take place on a Friday[00:00:24]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men[00:00:28]

Elvis never ever gave an encore[00:00:30]

The number of wars fought between countries[00:00:32]

That both have at least one McDonalds is zero[00:00:35]

Every 5 minutes an area of rainforest[00:00:38]

The size of a football field[00:00:41]

Is eliminated[00:00:42]

Women who read romance novels[00:00:43]

Have sex twice as often as those who don't[00:00:45]

Did you know[00:00:47]

A can of diet coke will float in water[00:00:48]

While a can of regular coke will sink[00:00:51]

The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia[00:00:53]

Because one of it's stars was a pig[00:00:56]

Males on average think about sex[00:00:58]

Every 7 seconds[00:01:00]

More than 50 of the people in the world have never made[00:01:02]

Or received a telephone call[00:01:05]

Syphilis has risen 500 in the last six years in London[00:01:07]

Why is it that everybody seems to get older[00:01:11]

Except for Cliff Richard[00:01:14]

You can cut to the chase[00:01:16]

And you know it's okay[00:01:18]

'Coz we only read the headlines[00:01:21]

We only read the headlines[00:01:24]

Baby get to the point[00:01:26]

And quit the full play[00:01:29]

We only read the headlines[00:01:32]

We only read the headlines anyways[00:01:35]

1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia[00:01:41]

According to several sources[00:01:44]

Dr Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation[00:01:46]

When he made cornflakes[00:01:49]

Women are 30 more sextualy active during a full moon[00:01:51]

Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership[00:01:55]

In every single episode of Seinfeld[00:01:59]

There's a superman in at least one scene somewhere[00:02:01]

If you weighed all the animals in the world[00:02:04]

Hens would be 10 percent of the total weight[00:02:06]

In Minnesota there's a law[00:02:09]

That prevents men having sex with living fish[00:02:11]

Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute[00:02:14]

Humans and dolphins are the only species[00:02:17]

That has sex for pleasure[00:02:20]

Danny Devito is taller than Dolly Parton[00:02:21]

You can cut to the chase[00:02:25]

And you know it's okay[00:02:28]

We only read the headlines[00:02:31]

We only read the headlines[00:02:33]

In the papers on the news[00:02:36]

Heavens heard there's no excuse[00:02:39]

In formations everywhere[00:02:42]

All you need to know is right here[00:02:45]

It's possible to attend your own funeral[00:02:53]

Because the human brain continues to send out electrical wave signals[00:02:55]

For up to 37hours following death[00:02:59]

We only read the headlines[00:03:02]

We only read the headlines[00:03:04]

We only read the headlines[00:03:07]

We only read the headlines[00:03:10]

You can cut to the chase[00:03:13]

And you know it's okay[00:03:15]

'Coz we only read the headlines[00:03:18]

We only read the headlines[00:03:21]

Baby get to the point[00:03:24]

And quit the full play[00:03:26]

We only read the headlines[00:03:29]

We only read the headlines anyways[00:03:32]