歌手: Eminem
时长: 04:28
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )[00:00:01]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:00:04]
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )[00:00:06]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:00:09]
Ahem excuse me [00:00:12]
Can I have the attention of the class[00:00:15]
For one second[00:00:20]
Eminem[00:00:21]
Hi kids Do you like violence (Yeah yeah yeah )[00:00:23]
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids (Uh-huh )[00:00:26]
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah yeah )[00:00:28]
Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is (Huh )[00:00:32]
My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight[00:00:35]
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm )[00:00:37]
And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead [00:00:40]
Uh-uhhh So why's your face red Man you wasted [00:00:42]
Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else[00:00:46]
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt[00:00:48]
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off[00:00:51]
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross[00:00:53]
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**[00:00:56]
Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast[00:01:00]
C'mere slut (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog )[00:01:02]
I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off [00:01:05]
Chorus[00:01:08]
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )[00:01:08]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:01:11]
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )[00:01:13]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:01:17]
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )[00:01:19]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:01:22]
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )[00:01:24]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:01:28]
Eminem[00:01:30]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high[00:01:30]
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five[00:01:32]
I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler[00:01:35]
Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up[00:01:39]
Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup[00:01:43]
Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians[00:01:47]
In a spaceship while they screamin at me LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS [00:01:49]
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to[00:01:53]
I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do (Damn )[00:01:56]
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper[00:01:58]
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you )[00:02:01]
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands[00:02:05]
And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh )[00:02:07]
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph[00:02:09]
(Dude can I get your autograph )[00:02:11]
So I signed it 'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE '[00:02:13]
Chorus[00:02:16]
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )[00:02:16]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:02:19]
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )[00:02:21]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:02:24]
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )[00:02:26]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:02:30]
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )[00:02:31]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:02:35]
Eminem[00:02:37]
Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away (Get him )[00:02:38]
Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE [00:02:40]
I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die (F**k that )[00:02:42]
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive[00:02:46]
(Huh yup ) Am I comin or goin I can barely decide[00:02:48]
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive (Go ahead)[00:02:51]
All my life I was very deprived[00:02:55]
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide[00:02:56]
(Whoops ) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)[00:03:00]
I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks (C'mere)[00:03:02]
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits[00:03:05]
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM (WAH )[00:03:08]
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS (WAHHH )[00:03:11]
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed[00:03:12]
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG )[00:03:14]
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh )[00:03:17]
And by the way when you see my dad (Yeah )[00:03:18]
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had[00:03:20]
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )[00:03:23]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:03:26]
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )[00:03:27]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:03:32]
Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )[00:03:34]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:03:37]
Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )[00:03:39]
My name is scratches Slim Shady[00:03:43]