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Shopmobility Scooter - The Lancashire Hotpots[00:00:00]
In 2004 I read a letter in the star[00:00:14]
It were about a german market in the town[00:00:20]
They were sellin fancy cheese an meet an continentil wine[00:00:27]
An the author of the letter had to frown[00:00:34]
Cause where's he gonna park[00:00:39]
Where's he gonna park[00:00:43]
His shopmobility scooter[00:00:46]
Tadaaaayyyy[00:00:51]
Cause where's he gonna park[00:00:54]
Where's he gonna park[00:00:56]
His shopmobility scooter[00:01:00]
Tadaaaayyyy[00:01:05]
In 2005 I heard a tale in the pub[00:01:09]
Big frank were tekkin scooter down to shop[00:01:15]
Well half way there he hit the kerb an battery went flat[00:01:22]
Now he's stuck about A mile from co-op [00:01:29]
An where's he gonna charge[00:01:35]
Where's he gonna charge[00:01:38]
His shopmibility scooter[00:01:41]
Tadaaayyyyy[00:01:46]
Cause where's he gonna park[00:01:48]
Where's he gonna park[00:01:51]
His shopmobility scooter[00:01:55]
Tadaaaayyyy[00:01:59]
In 2006 I had me eye on fairer s**[00:02:04]
I where tryin t impress this lovely lass called jean[00:02:10]
I got meself a rascal an painted lightning on the side[00:02:17]
Now I'm courting an its thanks to mean machine[00:02:24]
But where am I gonna put jean[00:02:29]
Where am I gonna put jean[00:02:32]
In me shopmobility scooter[00:02:36]
Tadaaayyyyyy[00:02:41]
But where am I gonna put jean[00:02:43]
Where am I gonna put jean[00:02:46]
His shopmobility scooter[00:02:50]
Shopmobility scooter[00:02:53]
Tadaaaayyyy[00:02:59]
I love you jean[00:03:04]