所属专辑:Kool Moe Dee (Bonus Track Version) [Explicit]
歌手: kool moe dee
时长: 04:27
Dumb Dick (Richard) - Kool Moe Dee[00:00:00]
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(Du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:00:03]
傻子[00:00:07]
(D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:00:07]
傻子[00:00:12]
(Du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:00:12]
傻子[00:00:16]
(D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb)[00:00:16]
傻子[00:00:39]
Well listen up homeboys I got somethin to say[00:00:39]
听着 老兄 我给你讲讲[00:00:41]
About a homeboy from back in the day[00:00:41]
我以前的那个朋友[00:00:43]
His name was Richard some called him Rick[00:00:43]
他叫理查德 有人叫他 里克[00:00:46]
But if you knew him like me you'd call him Dick[00:00:46]
但你要像我跟他这么熟的话 你就可以叫他 迪克[00:00:48]
When we were growin up we stuck with each other[00:00:48]
我们小时候经常在一起玩儿[00:00:51]
Like white on rice he was kinda like a brother[00:00:51]
跟亲兄弟一样 他比我稍大一点[00:00:54]
We had a lotta fun when we were kids[00:00:54]
那时候 我们玩儿得很开心[00:00:56]
We always overlooked the dumb things he did[00:00:56]
我也不在意他做的那些傻事[00:00:58]
But the fun was over when we got to high school[00:00:58]
但上了中学后 就不再像以前一样嗨[00:01:01]
Cause it was time for gettin girlies so we had to be cool[00:01:01]
中学时代流行谈恋爱 所以我们就开始装酷[00:01:03]
We had a lotta girlies and our friends were impressed[00:01:03]
我们的身边总围着一堆漂亮女孩 朋友们对此印象很深[00:01:05]
One thing went wrong Rick got obsessed[00:01:05]
事情开始有点儿不对劲 迪克沦陷在了女人堆里[00:01:08]
We wouldn't go to class always think about ass[00:01:08]
我们开始逃课 整天想着男欢女爱[00:01:10]
Not if he was gonna pass if he would just last[00:01:10]
考试时要么不及格 要么倒数第一[00:01:13]
Girls was all he was thinkin about[00:01:13]
迪克满脑袋装的都是漂亮女孩儿[00:01:15]
If the school was all boys he'da been dropped out[00:01:15]
如果学校里都是男生 他早就辍学离开[00:01:18]
When he did drop out he felt no shame[00:01:18]
当他真的退学时 一点儿都不觉得羞耻[00:01:20]
And if you ask me he had the right name[00:01:20]
你要是想听我对他的评价 我只能说 他真是人如其名[00:01:23]
Cause he hated to go but he loved to come[00:01:23]
他不爱频繁行动 却爱装模作样[00:01:25]
That's why I call him Dick cause Dick is Dumb[00:01:25]
这就是我为什么叫他迪克 因为他真是傻得要命[00:01:27]
Dick[00:01:27]
迪克[00:01:31]
(D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:01:31]
傻子[00:01:33]
(Dumb Dick)[00:01:33]
傻子迪克[00:01:36]
(D-d-d-du-dumb)[00:01:36]
傻子[00:01:38]
He wouldn't go to school but he had to survive[00:01:38]
他不上学了 但还得过日子[00:01:40]
So he went out and got him a 9 to 5[00:01:40]
于是就在社会上找了份朝九晚五的工作[00:01:42]
Although he was lazy he had to work[00:01:42]
虽然他很懒 但还是得挣钱吃饭[00:01:45]
Cause he had a lot of girls he needed money the jerk[00:01:45]
因为他身边总是女人不断 所以得拼命赚钱[00:01:47]
As fast as he made it his money was spent[00:01:47]
可钱刚到手就花的一分不剩[00:01:50]
When it came to girls he didn't care where he went[00:01:50]
一说到女人 他就两腿发软 走不动路[00:01:52]
He'd hound em like a dog so we used to say "fetch "[00:01:52]
他像只狗追在女人们身后 我们常常说他是跟屁虫[00:01:55]
And it was no tellin what he would catch[00:01:55]
也没见他搞定过哪个美女[00:01:57]
He was in the doctor's office almost every week[00:01:57]
他几乎每周都要去看医生[00:02:00]
He became so popular everybody'd speak[00:02:00]
大家都知道了有他这么一个人 拿他当茶余饭后的谈资[00:02:02]
When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)[00:02:02]
他进门的时候 大家会说 嗨 里克[00:02:04]
And when he passed by they'd say (Dumb Dick)[00:02:04]
他从身边经过的时候 大家会说 傻子迪克[00:02:07]
Really hard-headed cause he said he had juice[00:02:07]
他也真是淡定 毫不在意地说了句 给我来杯橙汁[00:02:09]
But it was cause of his hard head that he was so loose[00:02:09]
就因为他根本没往心里去 所以就越来越放纵无度[00:02:12]
He was in love with another girl every day[00:02:12]
天天换女人[00:02:14]
And when we asked him why he'd only say[00:02:14]
我们问他原因 他解释说[00:02:17]
I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun[00:02:17]
我天生风流 就享受男欢女爱[00:02:19]
I need a lotta girls can't have just one[00:02:19]
我要很多女人都围在我身边 一个可远远不够[00:02:22]
I can understand that but this is kind of insane[00:02:22]
我能够理解 但那是一种病态[00:02:24]
Sometimes I wonder if his brain[00:02:24]
有时候 我怀疑[00:02:27]
Was his [00:02:27]
他是不是脑子有问题 [00:02:28]
(D-d-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:02:28]
傻子[00:02:30]
(Dumb Dick)[00:02:30]
傻子迪克[00:02:32]
Dumb Dick[00:02:32]
傻子迪克[00:02:39]
Dumb Dick[00:02:39]
傻子迪克[00:03:16]
He lost his girl when he lost his job[00:03:16]
丢了工作后 那些女人们也离他而去[00:03:18]
So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob[00:03:18]
为了掩饰自己的落魄不堪[00:03:20]
He hustled on the streets cause he had no choice[00:03:20]
他开始在街头卖起了** 他早已别无选择[00:03:23]
And every day you'd hear his voice[00:03:23]
每天你都能听到他的叫卖声[00:03:25]
Sayin "Jumbos I got it good"[00:03:25]
嗨 老兄 我这儿有一笔好货[00:03:27]
But he never made the money that a hustler could[00:03:27]
但他永远都挣不来钱[00:03:30]
Cause when he was standin out on the corner[00:03:30]
因为当他在街角那儿等生意时[00:03:32]
If a girl walked by he was right up on her[00:03:32]
只要有个女孩儿从身边路过 他就赶紧跟上前[00:03:35]
He was so hot his heat couldn't be measured[00:03:35]
他太饥渴 对女人有无限的热爱[00:03:37]
To him his business was his pleasure[00:03:37]
对于他来说 人生快活就好[00:03:40]
A one-track mind and as a matter of fact[00:03:40]
真是个死心眼儿 实际上[00:03:42]
He changed his name to Daddy Mack[00:03:42]
他把自己的名字改成了 万人迷[00:03:45]
The people on the streets he was workin for[00:03:45]
他的老板[00:03:47]
Cut him off now he's just plain old poor[00:03:47]
炒了他 现在他一穷二白[00:03:50]
And all his girls left because they never cared[00:03:50]
女人们早已离他而去 因为她们从来没把他当回事儿[00:03:52]
The were leeches for a dollar and they got their share[00:03:52]
只看中了他手里的钞票 分完钱后扭头就走[00:03:54]
Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick[00:03:54]
迪克突然间就好像人间蒸发了[00:03:57]
And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick[00:03:57]
大家都想知道迪克后来过得怎样[00:04:01]
Well he's still around but now he's a bum[00:04:01]
好吧 我接着说 他还是无所事事 现在成了个流浪汉[00:04:03]
Chasin bag ladies he's the same old Dumb[00:04:03]
跟那些拾荒老太乱搞 本性不改的老迪克[00:04:05]
Dick[00:04:05]
迪克[00:04:07]
Dumb Dick[00:04:07]
傻子迪克[00:04:12]
Dumb Dick[00:04:12]
傻子迪克[00:04:16]
Dumb Dick[00:04:16]
傻子迪克[00:04:21]
Dumb Dick[00:04:21]
傻子迪克[00:04:26]