所属专辑:St. Patrick’s Day at the Pub
时长: 06:22
God's Own Drunk - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)[00:00:00]
Well, like to explain to you all before[00:00:27]
I ain't no drinkin' man[00:00:30]
I tried it once and it[00:00:35]
Got me highly irregular[00:00:36]
And I swore I'd never do it again[00:00:37]
I promised my brother in-law[00:00:43]
That I'd go up watch his still[00:00:44]
While he went in to town to vote[00:00:46]
It was right up on the mountain[00:00:50]
Where the map said it would be[00:00:51]
Friends let me tell you one thing[00:00:53]
Though it wasn't no ordinary still[00:00:55]
It stood up on that mountainside[00:00:58]
Like Like a hugh golden opal[00:01:00]
God's yeller moon shinin'[00:01:06]
On the cool clear evenin'[00:01:08]
God's little lanterns twinklin'[00:01:11]
On and off in the heavens[00:01:13]
Like I explain'd to you once before[00:01:14]
I ain't no drinkin' man[00:01:17]
But temptation got the best of me[00:01:20]
And I took a slash[00:01:23]
That yella whiskey runnin' down my throat[00:01:28]
Like honey dew vine water[00:01:30]
And I took another slash[00:01:32]
Took another'n an another'n an another'n[00:01:35]
For you knew I'd downed[00:01:37]
One whole jug of that shit[00:01:38]
And commenced to gettin' hot flashes[00:01:40]
Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body[00:01:44]
And a feelin' came over me[00:01:46]
Like somethin' I'd never experienced before[00:01:48]
It was like, like I was in love[00:01:52]
In love for the first time,[00:02:02]
With anything that moved[00:02:07]
Animate, inanimate it didn't matter[00:02:11]
It's like there's a great[00:02:14]
Neon sign flashin' on an' off[00:02:15]
In my brain sayin' "Jimmy Buffett there's[00:02:17]
A great day a comin'"[00:02:19]
'Cause I was drunk[00:02:23]
I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin',[00:02:29]
Reggie Youngin'[00:02:35]
Commode huggin' drunk[00:02:37]
I was God's own drunk and a fearless man[00:02:42]
And that's when I first saw the bear[00:02:50]
He was a Kodiak lookin' fella[00:02:55]
'Bout nineteen feet tall[00:02:57]
He rambled up over the hill[00:02:59]
Expectin' me to do one of two things[00:03:00]
Flip or fly, I didn't do either one[00:03:02]
It hung him up[00:03:04]
He started sniffin' around my[00:03:07]
Body tryin' to smell fear[00:03:09]
But he ain't gonna smell no fear 'cause[00:03:10]
I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man[00:03:12]
It hung him up[00:03:14]
He looked right in my eyes, and my eyes[00:03:17]
Was a lot redder than his was[00:03:19]
It hung him up[00:03:21]
So I approached him,[00:03:25]
I said "Mr. Bear, I love[00:03:26]
Every hair on your twenty-seven acre body[00:03:32]
I know you got a lot of friends over there[00:03:37]
On the other side of the hill[00:03:39]
There's ole' rare bear,[00:03:41]
Tall bear, Freddy bear,[00:03:43]
Kelly bear[00:03:44]
Really bear, smelly the bear,[00:03:45]
Smokey the bear[00:03:47]
Pokey the bear[00:03:47]
I want you to go back over there tonight[00:03:49]
And tell them I'm feelin' right[00:03:51]
You tell them I love each and everyone of them[00:03:54]
Like a brother and a sister[00:03:55]
But if they give me any trouble tonight[00:03:58]
I'm gonna run every God damn[00:04:02]
One of them off the hill"[00:04:05]
He took two steps backwards and[00:04:12]
Didn't know what to think[00:04:14]
Neither did I but bein'[00:04:16]
Charitable and cautious[00:04:18]
Well hell I approached him again[00:04:19]
I said "Mr. Bear, You know in[00:04:22]
The eyes of the Lord[00:04:27]
We're both beasts when it[00:04:28]
Comes right down to it[00:04:30]
So I want you to be my buddy, Buddy bear"[00:04:33]
So I took ole' buddy bear by his island size paw[00:04:41]
And I led him over to the still[00:04:44]
He's a sniffin' around that thing cause[00:04:46]
He's smellin' somethin' good[00:04:48]
I gave him one of them jugs of honey dew vine water[00:04:50]
He downed it up right[00:04:53]
Looked like one of them damn bears in the circus[00:04:55]
Sippin' sasparilly in the moonlight[00:04:57]
I gave him another'n an another'n an another'n[00:04:59]
For I knew it he downed eight of them[00:05:01]
And commenced to doin' the bear dance[00:05:03]
Two snips, a snort, a fly turn, and a grunt[00:05:06]
It was so simple like the jitter bug[00:05:08]
It plum evaded me[00:05:10]
We worked ourselves into a tumultuous uproar[00:05:13]
And I was awful tired and went over to the hillside[00:05:15]
And I laid down and went to sleep[00:05:20]
Slept for four hours and dreampt me some tremulous dreams[00:05:25]
When I woke up, there was God's yeller moon[00:05:31]
Shinin' on the clear cool evenin'[00:05:36]
God's little lanterns twinklin' on and off[00:05:40]
In the heavens[00:05:43]
My buddy the bear was a missin'[00:05:45]
Want to know something else friends and neighbors[00:05:54]
So was that still[00:05:59]