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He's Turned Emo - The Lancashire Hotpots[00:00:00]
My mate Jeff[00:00:03]
I've known him for years[00:00:04]
He loves his Madonna[00:00:06]
And his Britney Spears[00:00:07]
But then one day[00:00:09]
I noticed a change[00:00:10]
We went all moody[00:00:12]
And he didn't look the same[00:00:13]
His eyes looked black[00:00:15]
I said have you got a shiner [00:00:16]
When I looked closer[00:00:18]
He were wearing eyeliner[00:00:19]
He'd straightened 'is hair[00:00:21]
And combed it ovver 'is eyes[00:00:22]
And all at once I realised[00:00:24]
Oh no[00:00:26]
He's turned Emo[00:00:28]
He's dressing like a goth[00:00:30]
And he's let himself go[00:00:31]
He used to be listening to Simply Red[00:00:33]
Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead[00:00:36]
Well he weren't at the Labour Club[00:00:42]
For our regular line dance[00:00:43]
He just stayed at home[00:00:45]
And listened to My Chemical Romance[00:00:46]
I said you're not an emo[00:00:48]
Lets forget this misdemeanour[00:00:49]
Come wi me and see[00:00:51]
Cliff Richard at the MEN arena[00:00:52]
He said "I'm feeling all emotional[00:00:54]
I don't know why"[00:00:55]
I said its those tight trousers[00:00:57]
That are making you cry[00:00:58]
Come an have a pint a mild[00:00:59]
And you'll feel fine[00:01:01]
And listen to Abba[00:01:03]
Not Bullet for My Valentine[00:01:04]
Oh no[00:01:05]
He's turned Emo[00:01:06]
He's dressing like a goth[00:01:09]
And he's let himself go[00:01:10]
He used to be listening to Simply Red[00:01:12]
Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead[00:01:15]
Well I saw him yesterday[00:01:21]
When I were walking to tha station[00:01:22]
I could tell from a distance[00:01:24]
He were wearing foundation[00:01:25]
He paints his fingernails black[00:01:27]
An It looks quite poor[00:01:28]
It looks like he's caught his fingers[00:01:30]
In a car door[00:01:31]
He were wearing a man bag[00:01:33]
That said 'Jimmy Eat World'[00:01:34]
I said thas wants fert eat[00:01:36]
A chippy tea[00:01:37]
Ya great big blummin girl[00:01:37]
He said "I just want my emotions to be exposed"[00:01:39]
Emotions Thas from Lancashire thas not got none of those [00:01:42]
Oh no[00:01:45]
He's turned Emo[00:01:46]
He's dressing like a goth[00:01:48]
And he's let himself go[00:01:49]
He used to be listening to Simply Red[00:01:51]
Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead[00:01:54]