《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady

所属专辑：Dance Pop & Disco Hits Vol.7

歌手： D.J. Pop Mix

时长： 04:41

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The Real Slim Shady - Rap Urban Boys[00:00:00]

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May i have your attention please[00:00:03]

请大家注意[00:00:05]

May i have your attention please[00:00:05]

请大家注意[00:00:08]

Will the real slim shady please stand up[00:00:08]

真正的Slim Shady请站起来[00:00:12]

I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up[00:00:12]

我再重复一遍，真正的Slim Shady请站起来[00:00:16]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:16]

我们这里要出问题了[00:00:18]

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:18]

你们看起来像第一次见到白人似的[00:00:20]

Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door[00:00:20]

摔倒在地上了，就好像Pam和Tommy一样，一冲进门[00:00:23]

Started whoopin her a** worse than before[00:00:23]

就开始比以前更狠地打她[00:00:25]

They first get divorced throwing her over furniture[00:00:25]

他们先把婚离了，然后她就跌落在家具上[00:00:27]

It's the return of the[00:00:27]

这好像是谁的翻版[00:00:28]

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he[00:00:28]

等下，不可能，你在开玩笑，他没说我以为他会说的话，是吧[00:00:33]

And dr dre said[00:00:33]

然后Dr Dre说[00:00:34]

Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement[00:00:34]

什么都没说，你这个笨蛋，Dr Dre死了，被我锁在地下室里[00:00:37]

Feminist women love eminem[00:00:37]

女权主义者都爱Eminem[00:00:38]

Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him[00:00:38]

他满口都离不开女人，Slim Shady，我受够他了[00:00:41]

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:41]

看看他，走来走去，手还不老实，你知道的[00:00:43]

Limpin to you know who yeah but hes so cute though[00:00:43]

你看他走路一瘸一拐地，是啊，但是他还是好可爱[00:00:45]

Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:45]

好吧，我脑袋估计抽风了了[00:00:48]

But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms[00:00:48]

但还没你爸妈卧室里发生的事情那么糟[00:00:51]

Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose[00:00:51]

有时候，我想在电视上随心所欲[00:00:53]

But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose[00:00:53]

但做不到，对Tom Green来说更喜欢大干一场[00:00:55]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:55]

我对你上下其手[00:00:57]

And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:57]

要是幸运的话我还能得到你一个吻呢[00:00:59]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:00:59]

我们就给小孩子传达这种信息[00:01:01]

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is[00:01:01]

却期盼他们不了解女人的私密[00:01:03]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:03]

他们当然会知道什么是男女之爱[00:01:05]

By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:05]

当他们升上四年级的时候[00:01:07]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:07]

他们还可以看探索频道呢[00:01:09]

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:09]

我们不过是哺乳动物而已，还有一部分是食人族[00:01:11]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:11]

像切瓜一样把人切开[00:01:13]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:13]

但我们若能玩弄死去的动物和羚羊[00:01:15]

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:15]

那就没理由不让两个男人私奔[00:01:18]

But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote[00:01:18]

但如果你和我想的一样，我就有解决办法[00:01:20]

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:20]

女人们，尽情释放自己，大家一起合唱[00:01:22]

I'm slim shady[00:01:22]

我是Slim Shady[00:01:23]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:01:23]

没错，我是真正的Slim Shady[00:01:24]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:01:24]

你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的[00:01:26]

So won't the real slim shady[00:01:26]

因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady[00:01:28]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:01:28]

站起来给大家看看[00:01:31]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:01:31]

因为我是Slim Shady[00:01:32]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:01:32]

没错，我是真正的Slim Shady[00:01:34]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:01:34]

你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的[00:01:36]

So won't the real slim shady[00:01:36]

因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady[00:01:37]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:01:37]

站起来给大家看看[00:01:40]

Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:40]

Will Smith在他的歌里从不爆粗口[00:01:43]

Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:43]

但是我会，我会骂他，也会骂你[00:01:46]

You think i give a damm about a grammy[00:01:46]

你们觉得我在乎格莱美奖吗[00:01:47]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:47]

有一半以上的评论家受不了我，孤立我[00:01:50]

But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:50]

但是Slim要是赢了怎么办，岂不是很奇怪[00:01:53]

Why so you guys can just lie to get me here[00:01:53]

为什么这么说，你们就这样骗我过来是吗[00:01:55]

So you can sit me here next to britney spears[00:01:55]

然后把我安排坐在Britney Spears旁边[00:01:58]

Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:58]

可恶，Christina Aguilera最好和我换下座位[00:02:00]

So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst[00:02:00]

这样我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间[00:02:02]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:02]

听他们争论是谁先被Christina甩的[00:02:05]

Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv[00:02:05]

你这坏女人，把我从MTV上撤下来让我松口气[00:02:06]

Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe[00:02:06]

他确实很可爱，但是他已经和Kim结婚了[00:02:09]

I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:09]

我应该把她的声音下载到Mp3上[00:02:11]

And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd[00:02:11]

然后让全世界看看你是怎么让Eminem染病的[00:02:14]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:14]

我讨厌你们这些小屁孩们，你们就知道烦我[00:02:17]

So i've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:17]

所以我来这里摧毁你们[00:02:18]

And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:18]

有数不清的人像我一样[00:02:20]

Who cuss like me[00:02:20]

像我这样爆粗口[00:02:21]

Who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:21]

像我一样什么都不在乎[00:02:23]

Who dress like me[00:02:23]

像我一样穿着打扮[00:02:24]

Walk talk and act like me[00:02:24]

说话和动作都像我[00:02:25]

It just might be the next best thing[00:02:25]

但就是差那么一点[00:02:26]

But not quite me[00:02:26]

做不到我这样完美[00:02:27]

I'm slim shady[00:02:27]

我是Slim Shady[00:02:28]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:02:28]

没错，我是真正的Slim Shady[00:02:29]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:02:29]

你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的[00:02:31]

So won't the real slim shady[00:02:31]

因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady[00:02:32]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:02:32]

站起来给大家看看[00:02:35]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:02:35]

因为我是Slim Shady[00:02:36]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:02:36]

没错，我是真正的Slim Shady[00:02:37]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:02:37]

你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的[00:02:39]

So won't the real slim shady[00:02:39]

因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady[00:02:41]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:02:41]

站起来给大家看看[00:02:44]

I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:02:44]

听我的歌就是精神享受[00:02:46]

Cause i'm only giving you[00:02:46]

因为只有我能给你带来[00:02:47]

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room[00:02:47]

你和你朋友在客厅说笑的事情[00:02:49]

The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll[00:02:49]

唯一不同的是，我有胆说出口[00:02:53]

And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:02:53]

在你们面前，我不用伪装或当面一套背后一套[00:02:54]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:54]

我一拿起麦克风就口吐真言[00:02:56]

And whether you like to admit it[00:02:56]

不管你承不承认[00:02:57]

I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there[00:02:57]

我都在这样唱着，我比百分之九十的说唱歌手都要优秀[00:02:59]

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums[00:02:59]

你们很惊讶这些孩子像**上瘾一样买我的专辑[00:03:02]

Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30[00:03:02]

这很有趣，因为照这个速度，当我30岁的时候[00:03:05]

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:05]

我会是唯一一个在疗养院里调情的人[00:03:07]

Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking[00:03:07]

吃护士的豆腐，和Jergens一起玩乐[00:03:10]

But this whole bag of viagra isn't working[00:03:10]

整整一包药都不管用[00:03:12]

And every single person is a slim shady lurkin[00:03:12]

每一个人都是潜在的Slim Shady[00:03:14]

He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings[00:03:14]

他也许在汉堡王工作，在你的洋葱圈上吐痰[00:03:17]

Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:17]

或者在停车场里兜圈子[00:03:18]

Screaming i don't give a f**k[00:03:18]

大叫着，我什么都不管[00:03:20]

With his windows down and system up[00:03:20]

摇下车窗，打开收音机[00:03:22]

So will the real shady please stand up[00:03:22]

真正的Slim Shady请站起来[00:03:23]

And put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:23]

举起手来，竖起中指[00:03:26]

And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:26]

为自己失控发狂傲慢不已[00:03:29]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:29]

再说一次，用最大的声音，那句话是什么[00:03:31]

Cuz i'm slim shady[00:03:31]

因为我是Slim Shady[00:03:32]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:03:32]

没错，我是真正的Slim Shady[00:03:33]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:33]

你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的[00:03:35]

So won't the real slim shady[00:03:35]

因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady[00:03:36]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:03:36]

站起来给大家看看[00:03:40]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:03:40]

因为我是Slim Shady[00:03:41]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:03:41]

没错，我是真正的Slim Shady[00:03:42]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:42]

你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的[00:03:44]

So won't the real slim shady[00:03:44]

因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady[00:03:45]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:03:45]

站起来给大家看看[00:03:49]

I'm slim shady[00:03:49]

我是Slim Shady[00:03:50]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:03:50]

没错，我是真正的Slim Shady[00:03:51]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:51]

你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的[00:03:53]

So won't the real slim shady[00:03:53]

因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady[00:03:54]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:03:54]

站起来给大家看看[00:03:58]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:03:58]

因为我是Slim Shady[00:03:59]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:03:59]

没错，我是真正的Slim Shady[00:04:00]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:04:00]

你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的[00:04:02]

So won't the real slim shady[00:04:02]

因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady[00:04:04]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:04:04]

站起来给大家看看[00:04:08]

Haha[00:04:08]

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