所属专辑:相士大只西 数波波
歌手: 尹光&蒋志光
时长: 03:26
相士大只西 (feat. 蒋志光) - 尹光 (Wan Kwong)/蒋志光 (Ram chiang)[00:00:00]
词:蒋志光[00:00:00]
曲:梁伟坚[00:00:01]
对白:[00:00:02]
睇相啦朋友,睇相哩先生。[00:00:03]
想发达呀?问我大只西啦[00:00:06]
几时娶老婆,问我大只西啦[00:00:10]
几时有仔生?问我大只西啦![00:00:13]
我大只西相士,有个样讲个样[00:00:17]
无个样加多样。总之[00:00:20]
多一样不如少一样啦。[00:00:22]
睇相哩朋友,睇相哩先生![00:00:25]
大只西相士[00:00:28]
么家伙架?[00:00:29]
喂喂喂 先生,[00:00:31]
睇你气色唔系几好,[00:00:35]
先生贵姓呀?[00:00:36]
企埋来等我赠你两句列。[00:00:36]
姓陈架。[00:00:37]
哦,睇你甘瘦,[00:00:38]
饮食梗系无多充足。[00:00:40]
系呀。[00:00:42]
你有冇蹲低起身见头晕[00:00:42]
有呀,有呀。[00:00:46]
上得百零二百级楼梯又觉得气喘啦。[00:00:47]
有D架[00:00:51]
食得多跟住又会滞和[00:00:51]
靓。好也![00:00:54]
所以话列:[00:00:55]
你母亲原来系女人[00:00:56]
佢嫁啱个个又姓陈。[00:01:00]
嗱,嗌交时常为两蚊,[00:01:04]
拆屋又惊无定训噃[00:01:08]
嗱,你自小好惊怕打针,[00:01:11]
成日吟沉无钱Fung[00:01:15]
做老衬梗喊等。[00:01:21]
成日会罗罗恋,[00:01:23]
又最惊生疮,[00:01:25]
都慌死变疱疹。[00:01:27]
你都算太不幸,[00:01:30]
有乜难言尽快禀啦。[00:01:34]
等我为你排除唔使震。[00:01:37]
对白:[00:01:40]
呀,陈先生,不过甘播[00:01:41]
你面无四两肉[00:01:43]
眼眉无过目[00:01:45]
人高似碌竹[00:01:46]
个相生成孤独。[00:01:48]
呀,甘有冇得救呀?[00:01:49]
有。所谓医者父母心[00:01:51]
听住啦:[00:01:55]
打牌铁记米坐西,[00:01:57]
血压高你莫毛底。[00:02:01]
对住小姐米讲粗口,[00:02:05]
做乜都米挟硬来。[00:02:09]
事事要认底威,[00:02:12]
讲少句实会唔舌低。[00:02:16]
我最怕你精得滞,[00:02:20]
偷食就要慢慢来。[00:02:23]
拿,凡系赌钱赌得势[00:02:26]
你莫过巴巴闭。[00:02:31]
担凳子霸头位唔得架。[00:02:35]
仲有呀:[00:02:37]
唱:[00:02:38]
打工行埋骑楼底,[00:02:38]
你记住头顶相钢盔。[00:02:42]
你若冷伤风伤想逛低[00:02:45]
不妨食只鸡。[00:02:47]
话之你做人就冇所谓。[00:02:50]
你若遇到坏人实听一身蚁。[00:02:53]
佢郁你!赵你[00:02:56]
Fung完又再西。[00:02:57]
米甘容易信人。[00:02:59]
比人点都冇所谓。[00:03:01]
本山人绝冇吓鬼,[00:03:05]
睇相冇得挥,[00:03:08]
须知人人称我[00:03:11]
“金漆照牌”大只西[00:03:14]