《These are Not my Children》歌词

歌曲： These are Not my Children

所属专辑：A Little Different

歌手： Barry Louis Polisar

时长： 02:55

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They think it is so funny when[00:00:01]

They flatten my new hat [00:00:03]

They think they are so clever[00:00:05]

When they try to dress the cat [00:00:07]

They hide my car keys and my shoes [00:00:10]

They kick and scream and fuss [00:00:12]

And when do their homework [00:00:15]

They leave it on the bus [00:00:17]

But these are not my children;[00:00:22]

My kids are polite[00:00:28]

I think someone switched them[00:00:32]

In the middle of the night[00:00:36]

My kids never leave their clothes[00:00:42]

In piles on the floor[00:00:44]

And when they use the bathroom [00:00:46]

They always close the door [00:00:49]

My kids are so well behaved;[00:00:52]

They never ever fight[00:00:54]

They're patient and obedient[00:00:56]

And are extremely bright[00:00:58]

But these are not my children;[00:01:04]

My kids are polite[00:01:09]

I think someone switched them[00:01:14]

In the middle of the night[00:01:18]

My kids listen when I speak [00:01:46]

They follow every rule[00:01:48]

My kids do not yell at me [00:01:50]

They're never late for school[00:01:53]

My kids don't drop cookie crumbs[00:01:55]

When they eat a snack[00:01:58]

My kids wear clean underwear;[00:02:00]

My kids don't talk back[00:02:02]

But these are not my children;[00:02:04]

My kids are polite[00:02:12]

I think someone switched them[00:02:17]

In the middle of the night[00:02:21]

But these are not my children;[00:02:27]

My kids are polite[00:02:32]

I think someone switched them[00:02:37]

In the middle of the night[00:02:41]