所属专辑:Children’s Favourites, Vol. 1: Original Recordings (1926-1952)
时长: 02:42
The Laughing Policeman (大笑的警察) - Charles Penrose[00:00:00]
Written by:Billie Grey[00:00:04]
I know a fat old policeman[00:00:08]
He's always on our street[00:00:10]
A fat and jolly red faced man[00:00:12]
He really is a treat[00:00:14]
He's too kind for a policeman[00:00:16]
He's never known to frown[00:00:18]
And everybody says[00:00:20]
He is the happiest man in town[00:00:21]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:00:23]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:00:27]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:00:31]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:00:35]
He laughs upon point duty[00:00:47]
He laughs upon his beat[00:00:49]
He laughs at everybody[00:00:51]
When he's walking in the street[00:00:52]
He never can stop laughing[00:00:54]
He says he's never tried[00:00:56]
But once he did arrest a man[00:00:58]
And laughed until he cried[00:01:00]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:03]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:06]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:10]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:14]
His jolly face is wrinkled[00:01:26]
And then he shut his eyes[00:01:28]
He opened his great big mouth[00:01:29]
It was a wondrous size[00:01:32]
He said I must arrest you[00:01:33]
He didn't know what for[00:01:35]
And then he started laughing[00:01:37]
Until he cracked his fat old jaw[00:01:39]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:42]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:45]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:49]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:55]
So if you chance to meet him[00:02:05]
While walking around the town[00:02:07]
Shake him by his fat old hand[00:02:09]
And give him half a crown[00:02:11]
His eyes will beam and sparkle[00:02:13]
He'll gurgle with delight[00:02:15]
And then you'll start him laughing[00:02:17]
With all his blessed might[00:02:19]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:02:21]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:02:25]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:02:29]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:02:33]