《The Laughing Policeman》歌词

歌曲： The Laughing Policeman

所属专辑：The Best of Novelty Music Hall， Vol. 1

歌手： Charles Penrose&Al Bowlly

时长： 02:38

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The Laughing Policeman (大笑的警察) - Charles Penrose[00:00:00]

I know a fat old policeman[00:00:08]

He's always on our street[00:00:10]

A fat and jolly red faced man[00:00:12]

He really is a treat[00:00:14]

He's too kind for a policeman[00:00:15]

He's never known to frown[00:00:17]

And everybody says[00:00:19]

He is the happiest man in town[00:00:20]

He laughs upon point duty[00:00:45]

He laughs upon his beat[00:00:47]

He laughs at everybody[00:00:49]

When he's walking in the street[00:00:50]

He never can stop laughing[00:00:53]

He says he's never tried[00:00:54]

But once he did arrest a man[00:00:56]

And laughed until he cried[00:00:58]

His jolly face is wrinkled[00:01:23]

And then he shut his eyes[00:01:25]

He opened his great big mouth[00:01:27]

It was a wonderous size[00:01:29]

He said I must arrest you[00:01:30]

He didn't know what for[00:01:32]

And then he started laughing[00:01:34]

Until he cracked his jaw[00:01:36]

So if you chance to meet him[00:02:01]

While walking 'round the town[00:02:03]

Shake him by his fat old hand[00:02:05]

And give him half a crown[00:02:07]

His eyes will beam and sparkle[00:02:09]

He'll gurgle with delight[00:02:11]

And then you'll start him laughing[00:02:13]

With all his blessed night[00:02:15]