《Taco Grande》歌词

歌曲： Taco Grande

所属专辑：Off The Deep End

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:45

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Taco Grande - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

Taco grande[00:00:12]

Taco grande[00:00:21]

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado[00:00:27]

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado[00:00:29]

Las flautas y tamales siempre muy bueno[00:00:31]

Y el chile relleno[00:00:34]

You see I just gotta have a tostada carne asada[00:00:35]

That's right I want the whole enchilada[00:00:38]

My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla[00:00:40]

I need a quesadilla[00:00:43]

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn[00:00:44]

With my friends or when I'm all alone[00:00:47]

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero[00:00:49]

Un burrito ranchero[00:00:51]

So give me something spicy and hot now[00:00:53]

Break out the menu what you got now[00:00:56]

Oh would you tell the waiter[00:00:58]

I'd like to have sour cream on the side[00:00:59]

You better make sure the beans are refried[00:01:00]

Taco grande Taco grande[00:01:06]

Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me[00:01:20]

That's why I order two or three[00:01:23]

Let me give you a tip just try a nacho chip[00:01:25]

It's really good with bean dip[00:01:27]

I eat uno dos tres quarto burritos[00:01:29]

Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos[00:01:32]

Well I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas[00:01:34]

And a pitcher of margaritas[00:01:36]

Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice[00:01:38]

The taquitos here are very nice[00:01:41]

Now I'm down on my knees[00:01:42]

We need some extra tomatoes and cheese[00:01:44]

And could you make that separate checks please[00:01:45]

Taco grande Taco grande[00:01:51]

Buenos noches senor bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa[00:02:05]

Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar[00:02:09]

El ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso[00:02:12]

Sus ojos se quemaran su estomago estara en fuego[00:02:15]

Se quedaran en el baño por una semana[00:02:18]

Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto[00:02:20]

Well the food is coming i can hardly wait[00:02:23]

Now watch your fingers careful hot plate[00:02:25]

What you think you're doing with my chile con queso[00:02:27]

Well if you want some just say so[00:02:30]

Oh boy pico de gallo[00:02:32]

They sure don't make it like this in ohio[00:02:34]

No gracias yo quiero jalepeños nada ms[00:02:36]

You can toss away the hot sauce[00:02:39]

Donde estan los nachos holy frijole[00:02:40]

You better get me a bowl of guacamole[00:02:43]

Y uusted eugene why's your face turning green[00:02:45]

Don't you like pinto beans[00:02:48]

You want some more cinnamon crispas[00:02:49]

If you don't hasta la vista[00:02:52]

Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna[00:02:53]

You can finish it mañana[00:02:57]

Well it's been a pleasure I can't eat no more[00:02:58]

Señor la cuenta por favor[00:03:01]

If you ain't ever tried real mexican cooking well you oughta[00:03:02]

Just don't drink the water[00:03:06]

Taco grande Taco grande[00:03:11]

Taco grande[00:03:29]