《The Scarlet Pimpernel》歌词

歌曲： The Scarlet Pimpernel

所属专辑：The Scarlet Pimpernel: The New Musical Adventure (Original Broadway Cast Recordings)

歌手： Douglas Sills

时长： 02:44

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The Scarlet Pimpernel - Douglas Sills[00:00:00]

Written by：Frank Wildhorn[00:00:02]

Lud love me such conjecturing[00:00:06]

Could drive a man insane[00:00:08]

And I'm the one to set[00:00:09]

This gossip quite to rest[00:00:11]

The pimpernel is me[00:00:13]

Indeed and I'm the Queen of Spain[00:00:14]

The pimpernel is nothing[00:00:16]

But a nosy pest[00:00:18]

No the vicar says the pimpernel's[00:00:19]

A bishop in disguise[00:00:21]

Who gives absolution[00:00:22]

Night and day[00:00:23]

Stuff and nonsense don't you know[00:00:25]

He's a maharajah from bombay[00:00:27]

They say he has enormous feet[00:00:30]

And that he tends to overeat[00:00:32]

I've heard he's fussy with his food[00:00:33]

And eats his breakfast in the nude[00:00:35]

Is he robust[00:00:37]

Or very pale[00:00:38]

At least we know he's male[00:00:39]

Who is the scarlet pimpernel[00:00:40]

Me sister says his breath[00:00:52]

Is sweeter than an irish rose[00:00:53]

I'm sure I'd fall in love[00:00:55]

If he would 'cross my path[00:00:56]

La yes if you could overlook[00:00:58]

The warts upon his nose[00:01:00]

And possibly persuade him[00:01:01]

He should take a bath[00:01:03]

Rumor has it he's castilian[00:01:05]

He's a reckless buccaneer[00:01:06]

And I hear he carries sev'ral whips[00:01:07]

Several whips[00:01:10]

He's a sultan from kabul[00:01:12]

With women at his fingertips[00:01:13]

They say he's nearly eight feet tall[00:01:16]

And yet quite graceful[00:01:18]

Folderol[00:01:19]

I'm told he waddles when he walks[00:01:19]

And often twitches when he talks[00:01:21]

Is he a dolt[00:01:22]

He's very deep[00:01:23]

Oh england's losing sleep[00:01:24]

Who is this blasted pimpernel[00:01:26]

The butcher in the village[00:01:29]

Claims he saw the man last week[00:01:30]

Where[00:01:32]

Galloping his camel 'cross the moor[00:01:33]

He's been seen[00:01:36]

Wearing full blakeney green[00:01:37]

I've told you all before[00:01:39]

The fella's me[00:01:42]

It's george the third[00:01:42]

Perhaps a convict run amok[00:01:43]

This pimpernel could be most any sod[00:01:45]

How dare you[00:01:48]

Bite your tongue[00:01:48]

He is dashing and young[00:01:50]

The pimpernel's a god[00:01:52]

And he'll find me[00:01:54]

And he'll wake me[00:01:56]

And he'll take me[00:01:57]

Down on a haystack[00:02:00]

He'll face me[00:02:01]

Then at last you could tell[00:02:02]

If he's a hero or a monk[00:02:04]

A fiddling nero or a drunk[00:02:05]

Who is the scarlet pimpernel[00:02:07]

It's me it's me[00:02:09]

I'm sure he's flatulent and crass[00:02:10]

Hear hear the man's a horse's ass[00:02:12]

No no he's neighborly and kind[00:02:14]

But quite erotically inclined[00:02:15]

Whatever guise he may employ[00:02:18]

He's england's pride and joy[00:02:19]

This plucky non pareil[00:02:21]

This lucky bloody swell[00:02:22]

Who is the scarlet pimpernel[00:02:26]