所属专辑:The Scarlet Pimpernel Encore!
歌手: Douglas Sills
时长: 02:44
Scarlet Pimpernel (LP版) - Douglas Sills[00:00:00]
La love me such conjecturing could drive a man insane[00:00:06]
And I'm the one to set[00:00:10]
This gossip quite to rest[00:00:11]
The pimpernel is me[00:00:13]
Indeed and I'm the queen of Spain[00:00:14]
What the pimpernel is nothing[00:00:16]
But a nosy pest[00:00:18]
No the vicar says the pimpernel's a bishop in disguise[00:00:19]
Who gives absolution[00:00:22]
Night and day[00:00:23]
Stuff and nonsense don't you know[00:00:26]
He's a maharajah from Bombay[00:00:27]
They say he has enormous feet[00:00:30]
And that he tends to overeat[00:00:32]
I've heard he's fussy with his food[00:00:33]
And eats his breakfast in the nude[00:00:35]
Is he robust or very pale[00:00:37]
At least we know he's male[00:00:39]
Who is the scarlet pimpernel[00:00:41]
Me sister says his breath is sweeter than an Irish rose[00:00:52]
I'm sure I'd fall in love if he would cross my path[00:00:55]
La yes she you could overlook[00:00:58]
The warts upon his else[00:01:00]
And possibly persuade him[00:01:02]
He should take a bath[00:01:03]
Rumor has it he's castillian[00:01:05]
He's a reckless buckeneer[00:01:06]
And I hear he carries several whips several whips[00:01:08]
He's a sultan from Kabul[00:01:12]
With women at his fingertips[00:01:14]
They say he's nearly eight feet tall[00:01:16]
And yet quite graceful[00:01:18]
Folderal[00:01:19]
I'm told he waddles when he walks[00:01:19]
And often twitches when he talks[00:01:21]
Is he a dolt[00:01:23]
He's very deep[00:01:24]
Oh England's losing sleep[00:01:24]
Who is this blasted pimpernel[00:01:26]
The butcher in the village claims he saw the man last week where[00:01:29]
Galloping a camel cross the moor[00:01:33]
He's been seen[00:01:36]
Wearing full blarney green[00:01:37]
I've told you all before[00:01:39]
The fellas me[00:01:42]
It's George the third[00:01:43]
Perhaps a convict run amok[00:01:44]
This pimpernel could be most any sod oh dad[00:01:45]
Bite your tongue[00:01:49]
He is dashing and young[00:01:50]
The pimpernel's a god[00:01:52]
And he'll find me[00:01:54]
And he'll wake me[00:01:56]
And he'll take me[00:01:57]
Down on a haystack[00:02:00]
He'll face me[00:02:01]
Then at last you could tell[00:02:02]
If he's a hero or a monk[00:02:04]
A fiddling Nero or a drunk[00:02:05]
Who is the scarlet pimpernel[00:02:07]
It's me it's me[00:02:10]
I'm sure he's flatulent and crass[00:02:10]
Here here the man's a horse's[00:02:12]
No no he is neighbourly and kind[00:02:13]
But quite erotically inclined[00:02:15]
Whatever guise he may employ[00:02:18]
He's England's pride and joy[00:02:19]
This plucky non pareil[00:02:21]
Is lucky bloody swell[00:02:23]
Who is the Scarlet Pimpernel[00:02:26]