所属专辑:Greatest
歌手: Chas & Dave
时长: 03:50
Snooker Loopy - Chas & Dave[00:00:00]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:00:09]
Me and him and them and me[00:00:11]
We'll show you what we can do[00:00:14]
With a load of balls and a snooker cue[00:00:16]
Pot the reds then screw back[00:00:18]
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black[00:00:21]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:00:23]
We're all snooker loopy[00:00:26]
Now ol' Milo as we all know's[00:00:33]
Got loadsa dappa suits[00:00:35]
London bred and he keeps his head[00:00:38]
Though he's got Italian roots[00:00:40]
Emotional but he keeps his cool[00:00:43]
'Til he reaches the finals[00:00:45]
And whether he wins or whether he don't[00:00:47]
I always bite me eyeballs[00:00:49]
Now our friend Den hours he spent[00:00:52]
Down the snooker hall[00:00:55]
On the old green baize his mates seem amazed[00:00:57]
At skills with a snooker ball[00:00:59]
And them long shots he never ever got[00:01:02]
Why The old mind boggles[00:01:04]
But nowadays he pots the lot[00:01:07]
'Cause I wear these goggles[00:01:09]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:01:12]
Me and him and them and me[00:01:14]
We'll show you what we can do[00:01:16]
With a load of balls and a snooker cue[00:01:19]
Pot the reds then screw back[00:01:21]
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black[00:01:23]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:01:26]
We're all snooker loopy[00:01:28]
Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff[00:01:36]
In the valleys of the land of song[00:01:38]
And as the reds he puts to bed[00:01:40]
He likes to sing along[00:01:43]
And if I win he says with a grin[00:01:45]
It can only help me can't it[00:01:48]
I'll celebrate I'll buy another eight[00:01:50]
Hairbrushes for me barnet[00:01:52]
Now old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone[00:01:55]
And his mates all take the rise[00:01:57]
His opponent said cover up his head[00:01:59]
'Cos it's shining in my eyes[00:02:02]
When the light shines down on his bare crown[00:02:04]
It's a cert he's gonna walk it[00:02:07]
It's just not fair giving off that glare[00:02:09]
Perhaps I ought to chalk it[00:02:11]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:02:14]
Me and him and them and me[00:02:16]
We'll show you what we can do[00:02:19]
With a load of balls and a snooker cue[00:02:21]
Pot the reds then screw back[00:02:24]
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black[00:02:26]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:02:28]
We're all snooker loopy[00:02:31]
Now Steve last year come very near[00:02:38]
To winning the snooker crown[00:02:40]
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut[00:02:42]
'Cos the black ball wouldn't go down[00:02:45]
His manager of all said Sod that ball[00:02:47]
But it helped him make his mind up[00:02:50]
Now he don't care who wins this year[00:02:52]
'Cause he's got the rest of us signed up[00:02:54]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:02:57]
Me and him and them and me[00:02:59]
We'll show you what we can do[00:03:02]
With a load of balls and a snooker cue[00:03:04]
Pot the reds then screw back[00:03:06]
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black[00:03:08]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:03:11]
We're all snooker loopy[00:03:13]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:03:16]
Me and him and them and me[00:03:18]
We'll show you what we can do[00:03:21]
With a load of balls and a snooker cue[00:03:23]
Pot the reds then screw back[00:03:25]
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black[00:03:27]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:03:30]
We're all snooker loopy[00:03:32]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:03:35]
We're all snooker loopy[00:03:37]
Snooker loopy nuts are we[00:03:40]
We're all snooker loopy[00:03:45]