《Least Favorite Rapper》歌词

歌曲： Least Favorite Rapper

所属专辑：Jhelli Beam

歌手： Busdriver

时长： 03:24

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Least Favorite Rapper - Busdriver[00:00:01]

Uh oh[00:00:03]

Ey I don't need no popper stoppers[00:00:03]

Cause the money in the pop[00:00:07]

No can do Busdriver[00:00:09]

Wait hold on[00:00:10]

Project blowed[00:00:11]

Don't say my name though[00:00:12]

Poppin P's profusely[00:00:14]

I don't want people to know I'm on the song[00:00:15]

These sneaker geek emcees to me is so Broke Back[00:00:18]

So f**k sexy in '09 I'm bringing broke back[00:00:21]

Your favorite rapper's brawny[00:00:24]

Wearing a French braided hair shirt[00:00:25]

My bank account been scrawny[00:00:27]

Since I was a 10th grader square twerp[00:00:28]

Your favorite rapper is extravagant[00:00:30]

Aside from his pompous name[00:00:31]

He's like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain[00:00:33]

Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum[00:00:36]

From his condominium[00:00:39]

While brandishing his implausible mini-gun[00:00:41]

He sells more drugs than the FDA[00:00:42]

He's ready for war like FDR[00:00:44]

I believe him whole-heartedly[00:00:45]

Because he keeps saying it in every bar[00:00:47]

Your favorite guy said he shot niggas[00:00:49]

On the grass lawn in his rap song[00:00:50]

But he's sweeter than baked goods[00:00:51]

When he claims his hood as Capcom[00:00:53]

Your favorite rapper's got Alzheimer's[00:00:54]

Repeats himself like a old timer[00:00:56]

He works harder than a gold miner[00:00:57]

When it comes to picking ghostwriters[00:00:59]

And me I'm your least favorite[00:01:00]

With a haircut like a pineapple[00:01:02]

Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano[00:01:03]

Loading candy corns like it's live ammo[00:01:05]

What's wrong with you [00:01:06]

Oh Oh I'm your least favorite rapper[00:01:08]

My records only get released in Anchorage Alaska[00:01:10]

What's wrong with you [00:01:13]

Oh Oh I'm your least favorite rapper[00:01:14]

Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors[00:01:16]

What the f**k is wrong with you [00:01:19]

Oh Oh I can't lease space ships from NASA[00:01:20]

Because I'm the least favorite rapper[00:01:23]

What's wrong with you [00:01:25]

I am your least favorite[00:01:26]

I am your least favorite[00:01:28]

I am your least favorite[00:01:29]

I am your least favorite rapper[00:01:30]

My release date is after[00:01:34]

The D-Day disaster[00:01:38]

I need to get cheesecake for master[00:01:41]

I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator[00:01:43]

Pissing on the circuit breaker[00:01:45]

While the strippers do the percolator[00:01:46]

I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper[00:01:47]

Read by the type of hipster[00:01:50]

That don't like me yellin all kinds of niggas[00:01:51]

While I'm vibing with you like Michael Richards[00:01:52]

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga[00:01:53]

Still unliked because my leading single's about[00:01:55]

Laser beams and force fields[00:01:57]

And my hoopty's not full of groupies[00:01:58]

Just Mabellyne and orange peels[00:02:00]

But I'll serve niggas at the Pizza hut[00:02:01]

And the suburban kids say I'm not street enough[00:02:03]

But compared to them I'm street as f**k[00:02:05]

I will put USB ends in their tween cunts[00:02:06]

When it comes to this nerd rap[00:02:08]

It seems like the black thing's a problem[00:02:09]

You know what I Idi A-mean[00:02:10]

I feel like the last king of Scotland[00:02:12]

So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt[00:02:13]

Dipping Polaroids in rice milk[00:02:16]

Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys[00:02:17]

And an iced grill[00:02:19]

The new rap fans listen to 'Ye[00:02:20]

Start sniffing the yay pretending they're gay[00:02:21]

Put a switch in their hips and a feminine sway[00:02:23]

Just to convince the women to stay[00:02:24]

And sell out like it was Christmas Day[00:02:26]

And give everyone an admission to pay[00:02:27]

For a tit in the face[00:02:29]

I was beginning to say[00:02:30]

What came first the chicken or egg[00:02:31]

The twist in the fray dissident fan that listens today[00:02:32]

Dissipates visits and strays[00:02:34]

What the f**k[00:02:36]

Did our whole approach to business decay[00:02:36]

We underused all the parlor tricks[00:02:38]

Instead of talking about art and shit[00:02:39]

I should have put my hardened dick[00:02:41]

In the hind quarters of Time Warner[00:02:42]

It's over [00:02:44]

That fool just served Time Warner [00:02:46]

Fools are sniffin' yay [00:02:47]

That fool had tits at your Christmas party [00:02:49]

Shout out to Forest Whitaker Idi Amin [00:02:51]

Yeah [00:02:54]

What's wrong with you [00:02:56]

Oh Oh I'm your least favorite rapper[00:02:57]

My records only get released in Anchorage Alaska[00:02:59]

What's wrong with you [00:03:02]

I'm your least favorite rapper[00:03:04]

Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors[00:03:06]

What the f**k is wrong with you [00:03:08]

Oh Oh I can't lease space ships from NASA[00:03:09]

Because I'm your least favorite rapper[00:03:12]

What's wrong with you [00:03:14]

I am your least favorite[00:03:15]

I am your least favorite[00:03:17]

I am your least favorite[00:03:18]