所属专辑:Mm...Food
歌手: MF Doom
时长: 03:54
Hoe Cakes - MF Doom[00:00:00]
Keep ya hoes in check[00:00:11]
Super[00:00:19]
I got this girl and she wants me to duke her[00:00:20]
I told her I'd come scoop her around 8 she said[00:00:22]
Super[00:00:24]
That sounds great[00:00:25]
Shorty girl's a trooper[00:00:26]
No matter what I need her to do she be like[00:00:27]
Super[00:00:29]
Own his own throne the boss like king koopa[00:00:29]
On the microphone he flossed the ring[00:00:32]
Super[00:00:34]
Average emcees is like a TV blooper[00:00:34]
M F doom he's like D B Cooper[00:00:37]
Out wit the moolah I let her get a outfit[00:00:39]
Jus to cool her off she said niggaz ain't about sh*t[00:00:41]
I wonder if she meant it[00:00:44]
I doubt it[00:00:45]
The way it be in her mouth she can't live witout it[00:00:46]
And can't live with this handle yo bidness[00:00:49]
Villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes sh*t list[00:00:51]
One pack of cookies please Mr Hooper[00:00:54]
It's fun smackin rookies he is the[00:00:56]
Super[00:00:58]
Look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow[00:00:58]
Weirdo[00:01:01]
Brown skin'ded always kept his hair low[00:01:01]
Rumor has it it's a S curl accident[00:01:03]
Doom was always known to keep the best girls backs bent[00:01:06]
Some say it's the eyes some say the accent[00:01:08]
A lotta guys wonder where they stacks went[00:01:11]
I call her thunder thighs with the fatty swolla[00:01:13]
Only mess wit high rollas do what daddy told her[00:01:15]
No matter the city she with me to do the thang thang[00:01:17]
Work in the coochie hooptie chitty chitty bang bang[00:01:20]
Same name on the titty as on the name ring[00:01:23]
Pretty like Baby D off all in the same gang[00:01:25]
Keep my eye on her really don't trust her[00:01:27]
But I treat her like a daughter[00:01:29]
Taught her[00:01:31]
How to bust a nut[00:01:31]
And the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa[00:01:32]
Teach her how to hold it of course he is the[00:01:34]
Super[00:01:36]
See most cats treat her like foofer[00:01:37]
Or beat her to a stupor[00:01:39]
Take it from the[00:01:40]
Super[00:01:41]
Ya need to make her feel cuter[00:01:42]
Lay down the G like Luther everythin'll be[00:01:43]
Super[00:01:46]
Do for her keep her in a new fur[00:01:47]
So she look sweet when she go to meet the[00:01:49]
Super[00:01:50]
Got the buddha get the Grenadiers[00:01:51]
Twist it[00:01:53]
Put it in the air[00:01:54]
Come 'ere kiss it[00:01:55]
Listen here scooter[00:01:56]
Let her try to bag you[00:01:57]
When she's on the rag never let her fry the ragu[00:01:58]
Which will have you under some type of spell crying dag boo[00:02:01]
Her name on ya back in her tattoo[00:02:04]
Whether a bourgie broad nerd hoe street chick[00:02:06]
Don't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknick[00:02:08]
You don't want her don't waste her time I'll dupe her[00:02:10]
And be a father to ya child like the[00:02:13]
Super[00:02:14]
He keep his hoes in check[00:02:16]
Sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks[00:02:17]
Tell 'em take his clothes leave him posin nekkid for real[00:02:20]
Better yet[00:02:22]
Get 'em for the check off the record deal[00:02:23]
Find out where he keep the tek an the blue steel[00:02:25]
Make sure for extra wreck let 'em know how you feel[00:02:27]
And while he's runnin down to all star weekend to ball[00:02:30]
I'm comin' with the uhaul[00:02:32]
Super[00:02:33]
Super[00:02:38]
Super[00:02:48]