《Kookies》歌词

歌曲： Kookies

所属专辑：Mm...Food

歌手： MF Doom

时长： 04:02

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Kookies - MF Doom[00:00:00]

It's horrible[00:00:00]

One little evening alone home[00:00:01]

End up with carpal tunnel syndrome[00:00:02]

And here I am known for giving heavy back aches[00:00:04]

Grown and living off of little Debbie snack cakes[00:00:06]

Supposed to be checking e mails[00:00:09]

All I got is messages from a** naked females[00:00:11]

I don't know a jenny[00:00:14]

She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny[00:00:15]

And that's the last time I saw her[00:00:18]

But thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah[00:00:19]

And Sodom they got 'em with they curls out[00:00:22]

And they got a better sales pitch than the girl scouts[00:00:24]

I wonder what I owe her[00:00:27]

For a whole box of caramel coconut Samoa[00:00:28]

Night night okay honey sweet dreams[00:00:30]

Now it's time to get serious like peek freans[00:00:32]

A metal hand full wipe it on the quilt[00:00:35]

Wife wake up and I'm kill't over split milk[00:00:37]

Locked in looking at your picture[00:00:39]

Fully clothed winter and I right there with ya[00:00:41]

Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone[00:00:43]

A man could only wish you could do the same till he get home[00:00:45]

Fat chance at least he get snacks[00:00:48]

That will have to do till a brother get back[00:00:50]

Until then smack one eyed jack[00:00:52]

And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a trio pack[00:00:54]

That's three different flavors[00:00:57]

Chocolate vanilla and strawberry wafers[00:00:58]

Acting all hard bout to get beat up[00:01:01]

I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up[00:01:03]

Soon as he fell off the beat down[00:01:06]

All I hear is thirteenth cell put the sheet down[00:01:07]

Damn co what the hell do she know[00:01:09]

Besides the fact she wanna get dug out on the d low[00:01:11]

A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen[00:01:14]

Out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again[00:01:16]

In the wee hours he's gotten farther[00:01:18]

Needing three showers being hot and bothered[00:01:20]

The whiz with her legs bent pregnant[00:01:23]

God bless the day she wondered where her egg went[00:01:24]

I need a l it's hard to drink without it[00:01:27]

And could use some cookies but trying not to think about it[00:01:29]

Watching bet on jazz for knowledge on file[00:01:31]

Every other commercial college hoes gone wild[00:01:33]

Soft batch I prefer the other bunch like we got for lunch[00:01:36]

Chocolate fudge butter crunch[00:01:39]

Don't mess with the Ritz bits[00:01:49]

Wheat thins saltines or triscuits[00:01:51]

Matzos or chez its[00:01:54]

Catch sugar fits every time that he sees[00:01:55]

Chips ahoy double chocolate chunk[00:01:58]

Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk[00:01:59]

Even the Oreo no matter what weather[00:02:02]

Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together[00:02:04]

In the game he's shameless[00:02:07]

Even uses a codename famous Amos[00:02:08]

It's cheaper than a short stay at the day's inn[00:02:10]

And good like twenty five cent oatmeal raisin[00:02:12]

Give a hand to who invented the camera[00:02:15]

Never mind the gingerbread man or the grandmas[00:02:17]

Shh make sure she don't wake from her dream chill[00:02:19]

Or get caught with a handful of cream fill[00:02:21]