所属专辑:英语笑话笑死人不偿命
歌手: 英语乐园
时长: 01:24
NO Sweat![00:00:01]
不费吹灰之力[00:00:04]
There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it [00:00:04]
一架正飞越安第斯山脉的小飞机上[00:00:07]
sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, [00:00:07]
坐着四名乘客:一名商人,一名发明家,[00:00:11]
a priest and a laid -back budget traveller.[00:00:11]
一位神父和一个靠预算过日子、看起来懒懒散散的旅行者。[00:00:14]
Suddenly the pilot entered the cabin and told them the[00:00:14]
突然,驾驶员走进舱告诉他们可怕的消息:[00:00:18]
horrible news: "Gentlemen, the plane is going down. [00:00:18]
I'm going to try to crash-land it, but you must all jump. "[00:00:22]
“各位先生,这架飞机正失控下降中,[00:00:26]
Naturally, the men were horrified。and even more so when[00:00:26]
我要设法迫降,但你们必须先跳下飞机。”[00:00:29]
they discovered that there were only three parachutes.[00:00:29]
当然,那几个人都吓得目瞪口呆,[00:00:33]
The businessman said, "Sirs, I employ thousands of people. [00:00:33]
尤其是当他们发现只有三个降落伞可以使用时,更是心惊胆战。[00:00:37]
Their lives and those of their families depend on me. [00:00:37]
那名商人说道:“各位先生,我雇用好几千[00:00:41]
I think you'll agree that I must survive. " [00:00:41]
名员工,他们都要靠我养家活口,我想你们[00:00:43]
He promptly put on a parachute and leaped.[00:00:43]
都同意我必须活着回去。”[00:00:46]
The inventor rose, already adjusting the straps. [00:00:46]
说着他便穿上一具降落伞跳出飞机去。[00:00:50]
"I'm the smartest man in the world. My inventions have [00:00:50]
接着发明家站了起来,调整了肩带说道[00:00:53]
transformed the lives of millions. There’s no telling [00:00:53]
:“我是世界上最聪明的人,我的发明[00:00:56]
how much good I may yet do. Goodbye. " And he, too, [00:00:56]
改变了成千上万人的生活。我还会对大众[00:01:00]
jumped from the plane.[00:01:00]
造多少福难以估计。再见了,各位!”[00:01:02]
The priest was se.rene, and interrupted his prayers [00:01:02]
他也跟着跳出机舱。[00:01:05]
to speak to the traveller. "I am a rnan of God, my son; [00:01:05]
神父心平气和,中断祷告,对旅行者说道:[00:01:08]
I have no fear of death. Take the last parachute and [00:01:08]
“小伙子,我是信奉上帝的人,我对死并[00:01:12]
save your life. "[00:01:12]
不畏惧,剩下的降落伞你就拿去用,[00:01:13]
"Hey, it,s cool, Father. There’ re still two parachutes [00:01:13]
逃命去吧!”[00:01:16]
left. The smartest man in tne world just jumped out of the [00:01:16]
“嘿,神父,真是太棒了!我们还有[00:01:19]
plane wearing my backpack. "[00:01:19]
两个降落伞。那个自称世界上最聪明[00:01:21]