《Me PSP》歌词

歌曲： Me PSP

所属专辑：Never Mind the Hotpots

歌手： The Lancashire Hotpots

时长： 03:45

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I've got a confession to make [00:00:00]

For a man of my age[00:00:02]

Now young lads play[00:00:04]

With it all the time[00:00:05]

They think it's all the rage[00:00:06]

They do it in their bedrooms[00:00:09]

When their mum and dads in bed[00:00:10]

Grown men like me shouldn't do it[00:00:12]

'Coz we've got wives instead[00:00:14]

I've tried talking to the wife[00:00:16]

But she doesn't understand[00:00:18]

The pleasure that it gives me[00:00:20]

When I hold it in me hand[00:00:22]

The longer you play wi' it[00:00:25]

The more it gets hard[00:00:26]

Especially when you've got[00:00:28]

No memory on yer memory card[00:00:30]

Talkin' my playstation PSP of course [00:00:33]

Dirty inquisitive minds [00:00:36]

Oh it started one day[00:00:40]

I got a bonus from work[00:00:42]

Two hundred pounds[00:00:44]

Oh the wife she went bezerk[00:00:46]

'Coz she sent me darn to B and Q[00:00:48]

To go and buy some shelves[00:00:50]

But I spent the cash in Gamestation[00:00:52]

And she played merry hell[00:00:54]

You see I bought meself a PSP[00:00:56]

Wi' a couple of great games[00:00:58]

And ever since I bought it[00:01:00]

Life hasn't been the same[00:01:02]

And the wife want me[00:01:04]

Do the gutters[00:01:05]

It'd only take a day[00:01:06]

But instead I'm wasting all me time[00:01:08]

Playing GTA[00:01:10]

Oh me PSP[00:01:12]

Me PSP[00:01:14]

It really is fantastic[00:01:16]

It is the one for me[00:01:18]

I'm glad I saw it in the shop[00:01:20]

Just sitting on the shelf[00:01:22]

'Coz now I got so much pleasure[00:01:24]

Playing with myself I've tried[00:01:27]

Talking to the wife[00:01:28]

But she doesn't understand[00:01:30]

The pleasure it gives me[00:01:32]

When I hold in me hand[00:01:34]

The longer I play wi' it[00:01:36]

The more it gets hard[00:01:38]

Especially when you've got no memory[00:01:40]

On your memory card [00:01:42]

Well the wife is getting fed up now[00:01:52]

I never come to bed[00:01:54]

I just sit on the sofa[00:01:56]

And play FIFA instead[00:01:58]

She puts on sexy underwear[00:02:00]

Gives me come to bed eyes[00:02:02]

But the kid down't road[00:02:04]

I've got to beat him[00:02:05]

He's onto level five[00:02:06]

Oh me PSP[00:02:08]

Me PSP[00:02:10]

It really is fantastic[00:02:12]

It is the one for me[00:02:14]

I'm glad I saw it in the shop[00:02:16]

Just sitting on the shelf[00:02:18]

'Coz now I get so much pleasure[00:02:20]

Playing with myself I've tried[00:02:22]

Talking to the wife[00:02:24]

But she doesn't understand[00:02:26]

The pleasure it gives me[00:02:28]

When I hold in me hand[00:02:30]

The longer I play wi' it[00:02:32]

The more it gets hard[00:02:34]

Especially when you've got no memory[00:02:36]

On your memory card [00:02:38]

Left left left [00:02:41]

Why won't it go left Gene [00:02:43]

I'm pressing it [00:02:45]

It's not going left here Gene[00:02:46]

And so one night when me and wife[00:02:48]

Were cozy lay in bed[00:02:50]

She whispered softly in my ear[00:02:52]

And this is what she said[00:02:54]

Darling I've been thinking[00:02:57]

About our bedroom fun[00:02:58]

And the pleasure that you get[00:03:00]

By moving just your thumb[00:03:02]

So I've bought myself a present[00:03:04]

To keep me entertained[00:03:06]

I'll confess that it takes batteries[00:03:08]

And I'm sure you won't complain[00:03:10]

I couldn't think of what she'd bought[00:03:12]

But I didn't have to guess[00:03:14]

'Coz right then she pulled it out[00:03:16]

A nintendo DS[00:03:18]

I've tried talking to the wife[00:03:20]

And now she understands[00:03:22]

The pleasure it gives her[00:03:24]

When she holds it in her hand[00:03:26]

The longer she plays wi' it[00:03:28]

The more it gets hard[00:03:30]

Especially when she's got no memory[00:03:32]

On the memory card[00:03:34]

Right if I hit square circle triangle[00:03:37]

Down up down up [00:03:41]

That's got him that's got him Gene [00:03:42]

Me PSP - The Lancashire Hotpots[00:03:43]