所属专辑:Relapse
歌手: Eminem
时长: 05:19
My Mom Lyrics[00:00:00]
Yeah [00:00:01]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [00:00:01]
Okay Alright [00:00:07]
Yo Yo [00:00:08]
Yo Yo [00:00:10]
Alright money comes first [00:00:14]
Here we go now [00:00:18]
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [00:00:21]
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her [00:00:25]
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs [00:00:31]
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom [00:00:36]
"My mom my mom" --I know you're probably[00:00:42]
Tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh [00:00:44]
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty[00:00:46]
And how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um [00:00:49]
Valium was in everything: food that I ate [00:00:52]
The water that I drank f**king peas in my plate [00:00:55]
She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak[00:00:58]
So everyday I had at least three stomach aches [00:01:01]
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her[00:01:03]
Son be grow up to be an under-a-f**kin'-chiever [00:01:06]
My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing either:[00:01:08]
"What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f**kin' seat for "[00:01:11]
"Mrs Mathers your son has been huffing ether [00:01:14]
Either that or the motherf**ker's been puffin reefer "[00:01:17]
But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either [00:01:19]
It was neither I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought [00:01:22]
Pee in a tea cup B**ch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin';[00:01:25]
What the f**k you keep on f**kin' with me for [00:01:28]
Slut you need to leave me the f**k alone; I ain't playin' [00:01:30]
Go find you a white crayon and color a f**kin' zebra [00:01:32]
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [00:01:35]
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her [00:01:40]
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs [00:01:45]
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom [00:01:50]
Wait a minute This ain't dinner this is paint thinner [00:01:56]
"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints did I "[00:01:59]
"Now here's a plate full of pain killers [00:02:02]
Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes [00:02:04]
You little motherf**ker don't you sit there and make[00:02:07]
That retarded f**kin' face without even tastin' it "[00:02:09]
"You'd better lick the f**kin' plate; you ain't wastin' it [00:02:12]
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again [00:02:15]
And I ain't givin' in You're gonna' just sit there and want to f**kin' play spin again[00:02:18]
Until next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished it [00:02:22]
I'll use the same sh*t again and when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the sh*t [00:02:25]
You little sh*t wanna' sit there and play innocent [00:02:29]
A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it [00:02:31]
Child support Your father he ain't sent the sh*t [00:02:34]
So what if he did It's none of your dang business kid "[00:02:37]
My mom there's no one else quite like my mom [00:02:40]
I know I should let bygones be bygones [00:02:43]
But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on [00:02:45]
'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [00:02:50]
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her [00:02:54]
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs [00:02:59]
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom [00:03:05]
My mom loved Valium Now what I am is a party animal [00:03:11]
I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach [00:03:15]
But my bars only last about two minutes [00:03:19]
But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it [00:03:22]
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it my Valium my Val-i-um Oh [00:03:25]
Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict [00:03:32]
--"nah f**k that I can't have it happen to me " but that's actually[00:03:35]
What has ended up happenin' in a tragedy f**kin' passin' it up back to me [00:03:39]
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it [00:03:43]
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Mom Beautiful [00:03:46]
She killed the f**kin' d**e with the medicine she done fed it [00:03:49]
Feed it a f**kin' aspirin and say that it has a headache [00:03:51]
"Here wanna' snack You hungry you f**kin' brat [00:03:54]
Look at that It's a Xanax Take it and take a nap Eat it "[00:03:56]
But I don't need it [00:04:00]
"Well f**k it then break it up [00:04:01]
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up "[00:04:02]
Alright Ma you win I don't feel like arguin' [00:04:05]
I'll do it --pop and gobble it start wobblin' [00:04:07]
Stumble hobble tumble slip trip then I fall in bed[00:04:10]
With bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head [00:04:13]
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [00:04:15]
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her [00:04:20]
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs [00:04:25]
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom [00:04:30]
My mom I'm just like her [00:04:35]
My mom my mom my mom (x3)[00:04:37]
My mom my mama[00:04:46]
In an Eric Cartman voice:[00:04:49]
Heh sorry mom I sill love you though kiss sound[00:04:53]
Dr Dre 2010 [00:05:01]
In a mocking tone:[00:05:03]
Oh[00:05:08]