《Criminal》歌词

歌曲： Criminal

所属专辑：Public Enemies: The Greatest Mc’s

歌手： Grandmastaz

时长： 05:14

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Criminal - Original Cartel[00:00:00]

A lot of people ask me stupid f**kin' questions[00:00:03]

A lot of people think that what I say on record[00:00:08]

Or what I talk about on a record that I actually do in real life[00:00:13]

Or that I believe in it[00:00:18]

Or if I say that I want to kill somebody that[00:00:20]

I'm actually gonna do it[00:00:23]

Or that I believe in it[00:00:25]

Well sh*t if you believe that[00:00:27]

Then I'll kill you[00:00:32]

You know why [00:00:35]

Cause I'm a criminal [00:00:38]

Criminal[00:00:43]

You god damn right[00:00:46]

I'm a criminal[00:00:48]

Yeah I'm a criminal[00:00:52]

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge[00:00:57]

That will stab you in the head[00:00:59]

Whether you're a fag or les'[00:01:01]

Or the homo-sex hermaph' or a trans'a'vest'[00:01:02]

Pants or dress hate fags The answer's "yes"[00:01:04]

Homophobic Nah you're just hetero phobic[00:01:06]

Starin' at my jeans watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh )[00:01:09]

That's my motherf**kin' balls you'd better let go of 'em[00:01:11]

They belong in my scrotum [00:01:14]

You'll never get hold of 'em[00:01:14]

Hey it's me Versace[00:01:16]

Whoops somebody shot me [00:01:16]

And I was just checkin' the mail[00:01:18]

Get it checkin' the 'male' [00:01:20]

How many records you expectin' to sell[00:01:21]

After your second L P sends you directly to jail [00:01:22]

Come on relax guy I like gay men[00:01:25]

Right ken give me an amen (amen )[00:01:27]

Please lord this boy needs Jesus[00:01:30]

Heal this child help us destroy these demons[00:01:32]

Oh and please send me a brand new car[00:01:35]

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital[00:01:36]

Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher[00:01:39]

You can't reach me my mom can't neither[00:01:41]

You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause[00:01:43]

I watch t v and Comcast cable[00:01:46]

And you ain't able to stop these thoughts[00:01:48]

You can't stop me from toppin' these charts[00:01:50]

And you can't stop me from droppin' each March[00:01:53]

With a brand new C-D for these f**kin' retards[00:01:55]

Duh and to think it's just little ol' me[00:01:57]

Mr "Don't give a f**k " still won't leave[00:02:00]

I'm a criminal[00:02:03]

Cause every time I write a rhyme [00:02:04]

These people think it's a crime[00:02:05]

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal[00:02:06]

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird[00:02:08]

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one[00:02:10]

I'm a criminal[00:02:12]

Cause every time I write a rhyme [00:02:13]

These people think it's a crime[00:02:14]

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal[00:02:15]

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird[00:02:17]

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one[00:02:19]

My mother did drugs tar liquor cigarettes and speed[00:02:21]

The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed[00:02:23]

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she[00:02:26]

Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me[00:02:29]

I'm a criminal [00:02:31]

An animal caged who turned crazed[00:02:32]

But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised [00:02:33]

So as I got older and I got a lot taller[00:02:36]

My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger[00:02:38]

I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker[00:02:40]

Than you'd want to f**k me up for sayin' the word[00:02:43]

My morals went when the president got oral[00:02:45]

Sex in his oval office on top of his desk[00:02:47]

Off of his own employee[00:02:49]

Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me[00:02:50]

You can't miss me I'm white blond-haired[00:02:52]

And my nose is pointy[00:02:53]

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die[00:02:54]

In plane crashes and laughs[00:02:57]

As long as it ain't happened to him[00:02:58]

Slim shady I'm as crazy as em-[00:03:00]

Inem and Kim combined the maniac's in[00:03:01]

Replacin' the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today[00:03:03]

He's a little under the weather so I'm takin' his place[00:03:06]

(mm-mm-mm ) oh that's Dre with an A K to his face[00:03:09]

Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place[00:03:12]

I told you Dre you should've kept that thing put away[00:03:14]

I guess that will teach you not to let me play with it eh [00:03:15]

I'm a criminal[00:03:18]

Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherf**ker[00:03:21]

Get the motherf**kin' money and get the f**k up outta there[00:03:23]

Aight[00:03:26]

I'll be right here waitin' on you[00:03:28]

Aight[00:03:29]

Yo 'em[00:03:29]

What [00:03:30]

Don't kill nobody this time[00:03:31]

Aw'right god damn f**k[00:03:33]

How you doin' [00:03:38]

Hi how can I help you [00:03:41]

Yeah I need to make a withdrawal[00:03:42]

Okay[00:03:44]

Put the f**kin' money in the bag b**ch and I won't kill you [00:03:46]

What oh my god don't kill me[00:03:49]

I'm not gonna kill you b**ch quit lookin' around[00:03:50]

Don't kill me please don't kill me[00:03:52]

I said I'm not gonna f**kin' kill you[00:03:52]

Hurry the f**k up boom thank you [00:03:54]

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it[00:03:57]

So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it[00:03:59]

So I'll be disguised in it[00:04:01]

And if anybody identifies the guy in it[00:04:02]

I'll hide for five minutes[00:04:04]

Come back shoot the eyewitness[00:04:06]

Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business[00:04:07]

Die b**ches bastards brats pets[00:04:11]

This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his a** yet[00:04:13]

If I ever gave a f**k I'd shave my nuts[00:04:15]

Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck[00:04:17]

You motherf**kin' chickens ain't brave enough[00:04:19]

To say the stuff I say so just tape it shut[00:04:21]

Sh*t half the sh*t I say I just make it up[00:04:23]

To make you mad so kiss my white naked a**[00:04:27]

And if it's not a rapper that I make it as[00:04:29]

I'm a be a f**kin' rapist in a Jason mask[00:04:31]

I'm a criminal[00:04:33]

Cause every time I write a rhyme [00:04:34]

These people think it's a crime[00:04:35]

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal[00:04:36]

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird[00:04:38]

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one[00:04:41]

I'm a criminal[00:04:43]

Cause every time I write a rhyme [00:04:43]

These people think it's a crime[00:04:45]

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal[00:04:46]

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird[00:04:47]

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one[00:04:50]

I'm a criminal[00:04:52]

Cause every time I write a rhyme [00:04:53]

These people think it's a crime[00:04:54]

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal[00:04:55]

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird[00:04:57]

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one[00:05:00]

I'm a criminal[00:05:01]

Cause every time I write a rhyme [00:05:02]

These people think it's a crime[00:05:03]

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal[00:05:05]

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird[00:05:07]

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one[00:05:09]

I'm a criminal[00:05:11]