《Aquaclaus》歌词

歌曲： Aquaclaus

所属专辑：White Trash Christmas

歌手： Bob Rivers

时长： 02:47

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Aquaclaus - Bob Rivers[00:00:00]

Sitting in a department store[00:00:04]

Bribing little kids with peppermint[00:00:08]

Sweat on his bulbous nose[00:00:18]

Rubber boots and silly velvet clothes[00:00:22]

Hey santa claus[00:00:27]

Steaming like a roast duck[00:00:31]

Spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff[00:00:35]

Hey santa claus[00:00:41]

Do what you're told and mind your dad and mommy[00:00:46]

And i'll put a little puppy 'neath your tree[00:00:53]

Santa claus my friend[00:01:01]

Did you think this job was easy[00:01:04]

You poor old sod[00:01:08]

You jolly sob[00:01:10]

In the first week of december[00:01:16]

They'll come to crush his knees[00:01:19]

When the kids are tugging upon his beard[00:01:21]

He screams in agony[00:01:24]

Schnapps is thick on his dog breath[00:01:27]

His belly's big and round[00:01:29]

And he'll dress up like a rabbit in the spring[00:01:32]

Ho ho ho ho[00:01:38]

Fa la la la[00:01:41]

Fa la la la la la la la[00:01:44]

Fa la la la la la la[00:01:49]

Fa la la la[00:01:51]

Sitting in a walmart[00:02:04]

Giving out canes of peppermint[00:02:08]

Spitting out his ho ho ho's[00:02:18]

Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes[00:02:22]

Hey santa claus[00:02:28]

Dying in that hot suit[00:02:32]

Ho ho ho ho santa claus[00:02:34]