所属专辑:Pins and Needles
歌手: Harold Rome
时长: 04:15
Nobody Makes A Pass At Me - Harold Rome[00:00:00]
I want men that I can please[00:00:06]
That I can squeeze that I can tease[00:00:10]
Two or three or four or more[00:00:14]
What are those fools waiting for [00:00:17]
I want love and I want kissing[00:00:21]
I want more of what I'm missing[00:00:25]
Nobody comes knocking at my front door[00:00:28]
What do they think my knocker's for [00:00:32]
If they don't come soon there won't be anymore[00:00:35]
What can the matter be [00:00:42]
I wash my clothes with Lux[00:00:48]
My etiquette's the best[00:00:50]
I spend my hard-earned bucks[00:00:53]
On just what the ads suggest[00:00:55]
Oh dear what can the matter be [00:00:58]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:01:03]
I'm full of Kellogg's bran[00:01:08]
I eat grape nuts on the sly[00:01:11]
The date is on the can[00:01:14]
Of the coffee that I buy[00:01:16]
Oh dear what can the matter be [00:01:19]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:01:24]
Oh Beatrice Fairfax[00:01:29]
Give me the bare facts[00:01:31]
How do you make them fall [00:01:34]
If you don't save me[00:01:38]
The things the Lord gave me[00:01:41]
Never will be any use to me at all[00:01:44]
I sprinkle on a dash[00:01:49]
Of Fragrance d Amour[00:01:51]
The ads say Makes Men Rash[00:01:54]
But I guess their smell is poor[00:01:56]
Oh dear what can the matter be [00:01:59]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:02:04]
I use Ovaltine and Listerine[00:02:09]
Barbasol and Musterole[00:02:11]
Lifebuoy soap and Flit[00:02:13]
So why I not got it [00:02:15]
I use Coca-Cola and Marmola[00:02:17]
Crisco Lesco and Mazola[00:02:20]
Exlax and Vapex[00:02:22]
So why ain't I not got sex [00:02:24]
I use Albolene and Maybelline[00:02:27]
Alka-Seltzer Bromo-Seltzer[00:02:29]
Odorono and Sensation[00:02:31]
So why ain't I not got fascination [00:02:34]
My Girdles come from Best[00:02:40]
The Times ads say They're Chick[00:02:44]
And up above I'm dressed[00:02:46]
In the brassier of the week oh[00:02:48]
Oh dear what can the matter be [00:02:51]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:02:56]
I use Pond's on my skin[00:03:01]
With rye-crisp I have thinned[00:03:04]
I get my culture in[00:03:06]
I began Gone With The Wind[00:03:09]
Oh dear what can the matter be [00:03:11]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:03:17]
Oh Dorothy Dix[00:03:22]
Please show me some tricks[00:03:24]
Please I want some men to hold[00:03:26]
I want attention and things I can't mention[00:03:31]
And I want them all before I get too old[00:03:37]
I use Mum everyday and Angelus Liplure[00:03:42]
But still men stay away just like Ivory soap[00:03:48]
I'm 99 and 44 one hundred percent pure[00:03:52]
What can the matter be [00:03:56]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:03:59]
I don't know oh dear[00:04:06]