《Grow， Mrs. Goldfarb》歌词

歌曲： Grow， Mrs. Goldfarb

所属专辑：For Swingin’ Livers Only

歌手： Allan Sherman

时长： 03:24

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Grow Mrs Goldfarb - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]

Grow Mrs Goldfarb fatter fatter [00:00:12]

Pile the potatoes on your platter [00:00:16]

Listen to me 'cause I'm your hubby [00:00:21]

I just adore you plump and chubby [00:00:25]

I got a letter from the state Dear [00:00:29]

You're gonna need a license plate Dear [00:00:33]

My little elephant joke come true [00:00:37]

Chew Mrs Goldfarb chew [00:00:41]

There is so much more of you [00:00:49]

More to adore of you [00:00:53]

'Cause you're not slender [00:00:55]

In your white dress you're a doll [00:00:58]

Big as the Taj Mahal [00:01:01]

In all it's splendor [00:01:03]

When you're in department stores [00:01:06]

Don't use revolving doors [00:01:09]

You might get stuck Dear [00:01:11]

When you use the telephone [00:01:14]

Go in the booth alone [00:01:17]

And lots of luck Dear [00:01:20]

You had for breakfast: two pounds bacon [00:01:22]

Three dozen eggs one coffee cake and[00:01:27]

Then you had something really awful [00:01:31]

Four kippered herrings on a waffle [00:01:35]

Nine English muffins one baked apple [00:01:39]

Boston cream pie Philadelphia scrapple [00:01:43]

Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch [00:01:47]

Then you said "What's for lunch "[00:01:51]

Sweetheart you are giant size [00:02:00]

You are Lane Bryant size [00:02:04]

My darling Myrtle [00:02:06]

Last Thanksgiving I was thrilled [00:02:08]

You ate so much you killed[00:02:12]

Your living girdle [00:02:14]

Have another dozen shrimp [00:02:17]

My lovely little blimp [00:02:20]

Don't count a calorie [00:02:23]

I have just received a stub [00:02:25]

I owe the Diner's Club[00:02:29]

A whole year's salary [00:02:31]

Eat Mrs Goldfarb daily nightly [00:02:34]

Eat though your chair is bending slightly [00:02:38]

Love of my life I'm glad I found you [00:02:42]

Each day I take a walk around you [00:02:46]

I can't forget when we got married [00:02:51]

Over the threshhold I got carried [00:02:55]

No other bride would be so sweet [00:02:59]

Eat Mrs Goldfarb Eat[00:03:06]