《A Letter To Santa》歌词

歌曲： A Letter To Santa

所属专辑：Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

歌手： Bob Rivers

时长： 02:42

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A Letter To Santa (LP Version) - Bob Rivers[00:00:00]

Dear Santa Claus [00:00:09]

It has been brought to my attention[00:00:12]

By one of our operatives[00:00:14]

That you have secured for yourself [00:00:17]

And your interests [00:00:19]

A very lucrative position in the toy and game industry [00:00:22]

Normally [00:00:26]

My associates and I would not involve ourselves[00:00:28]

In child-exploitation schemes such as yours [00:00:31]

However it is quite clear to us[00:00:36]

That you have over-stepped[00:00:39]

Your bounds and are coming into my family's territories [00:00:40]

That I cannot let you do [00:00:45]

Mr Claus we've known each other for many years [00:00:48]

And we have no problem with your operations in the[00:00:53]

North Pole But uh Consigliere tells me that you have[00:00:56]

Expanded your deliveries to the entire south side [00:01:02]

Most of the north side and everywhere[00:01:05]

But the Jewish neighborhoods [00:01:08]

I understand Mr Kringle [00:01:10]

That you and I share many interests [00:01:12]

We both make lists We both know who's been naughty[00:01:15]

And who's been nice Have I mentioned that [00:01:19]

Uh red is also my favorite color [00:01:22]

This year when you make your rounds [00:01:26]

I hope you'll take time stop by the house[00:01:29]

For a cup of coffee and some cookies so that[00:01:31]

Uh we can discuss an offer I know you can't refuse [00:01:35]

I know how much you like cookies [00:01:38]

I am sure you will do this thing[00:01:42]

I ask out of respect [00:01:43]

But I would be remiss[00:01:45]

If I did not remind you of the tragic[00:01:47]

Demise of our mutual friend[00:01:49]

And confidant Frosty T Snowman [00:01:52]

I regret that it was necessary to teach Frosty a lesson [00:01:56]

Sincerely and with warmest wishes[00:02:01]

For you and the lovely Mrs Claus [00:02:03]

Don[00:02:08]

P S [00:02:12]

It would be most unfortunate for you[00:02:14]

To wake up one morning to find the heads[00:02:16]

Of eight tiny reindeers in bed with you [00:02:20]

I am sure you are a reasonable man [00:02:24]

And this will not be necessary[00:02:27]