所属专辑:Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2
歌手: Bob Rivers
时长: 02:55
Mr Magoo - Bob Rivers[00:00:00]
Got a flat in Timbuktu [00:00:05]
Waiting for play[00:00:08]
And I saw that single headlight through the rain [00:00:10]
Flagged the geezer in the car down [00:00:16]
He was going the wrong way [00:00:19]
We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes [00:00:21]
He pulled a quick u-turn [00:00:26]
And hit a pickup from Montana [00:00:29]
While plowin' down a fire hydrant too [00:00:32]
Windshield wipers slappin' time [00:00:37]
As he committed several traffic crimes [00:00:39]
This man's like a one man wreckin' crew [00:00:43]
Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me through [00:00:48]
He went off the road and hit a tree [00:00:53]
Yeah drivin' can't be easy when you're 4 foot 2 [00:00:57]
Drivin's not that difficult for you[00:01:04]
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr Magoo [00:01:09]
When we drove right through a coal mine [00:01:16]
And hit a school bus filled with nuns [00:01:19]
We dragged along a string of traffic poles [00:01:22]
Through all kinds of weather [00:01:27]
Through eighteen hit and runs [00:01:29]
I still love that baby [00:01:32]
Kept us on the run [00:01:34]
One day he lost his specs [00:01:37]
Oh lord He let 'em slip away [00:01:39]
Still lookin' for them glasses [00:01:42]
I hope he finds them [00:01:44]
Well I'd trade all of[00:01:47]
My tomorrows for some Dramamine today [00:01:49]
I just hope they know which body bag is mine [00:01:52]
Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me through [00:01:58]
His drivin' you know it scared the pee[00:02:03]
Right out of me yeah [00:02:05]
He's swervin' and he's weaving and[00:02:08]
He doesn't have a clue [00:02:10]
You know divans not that difficult for you[00:02:13]
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr Magoo [00:02:18]
Oh lucky for us I know a little used shortcut [00:02:23]
Oh look out oh look out [00:02:33]
Oh look out oh look out [00:02:34]
Oh look out watch out now [00:02:36]
Mr Magoo[00:02:40]