所属专辑:Joe’s Garage Acts I, II & III
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 08:16
A Little Green Rosetta - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER [00:00:03]
As you can see MUSIC can get you[00:00:06]
Pretty f**ked up [00:00:11]
Take a tip from Joe [00:00:14]
Do like he did hock your imaginary guitar[00:00:16]
And get a good job Joe did [00:00:21]
And he's a happy guy now on the day shift at[00:00:26]
The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen [00:00:31]
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of[00:00:35]
A fully-charged icing anointment utensil [00:00:40]
And every time a nice little muffin comes[00:00:45]
By on the belt he poots forth [00:00:50]
And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC[00:00:52]
Causes BIG TROUBLE [00:00:57]
Then maybe I should turn off my plastic' megaphone and[00:00:59]
Sing the last song on the album in my regular voice [00:01:03]
A little green rosetta[00:01:13]
A little green rosetta[00:01:16]
A little green rosetta[00:01:20]
A little green rosetta[00:01:24]
You'll make a muffin betta[00:01:28]
With a green rosetta[00:01:33]
A little green rosetta[00:01:37]
A tiny green rosetta[00:01:41]
A little green rosetta[00:01:45]
A little green rosetta[00:01:49]
A little green rosetta[00:01:53]
A little green rosetta[00:01:57]
You'll make a muffin betta[00:02:01]
Betta[00:02:04]
It's really getting betta[00:02:05]
It's betta it's betta[00:02:07]
With a green rosetta setta setta[00:02:09]
Green rositti[00:02:18]
A little green rositti[00:02:22]
It's really really meaty[00:02:26]
A little green rositti[00:02:30]
Betta betta [00:02:34]
(Hey really out there really good)[00:02:36]
It's really getting betta[00:02:39]
It's betta it's betta[00:02:40]
With a green rosetta[00:02:41]
Setta setta[00:02:43]
(Good God give the drummer some)[00:02:45]
Green rosetta[00:02:47]
A little green rosetta[00:02:50]
A little green rosetta[00:02:54]
A little green rosetta[00:02:59]
(Setta setta setta etc )[00:03:01]
Make a muffin make a muffin make a muffin [00:03:07]
Make a muffin betta make a muffin betta [etc [00:03:09]
With a green rosetta[00:03:14]
A little green rosetta[00:03:20]
[Etc [00:03:22]
Good God You're really jammin [00:03:35]
Now the Reggae version hey for the People in[00:03:39]
The Third World [00:03:42]
We haven't forgotten anybody on this song [00:03:44]
For all of you French[00:03:47]
People who think that you re outta sight [00:03:49]
And for the people in Spain who think[00:03:52]
The French people are where its at [00:03:54]
And for the people in Mongolia who always[00:03:56]
Wanted to go to Spain for a vacation [00:03:58]
And for those of you in Taiwan who got chumped [00:04:01]
This chorus is for you: Rang Tang Ding Dong [00:04:05]
I am the Japanese Sandman [00:04:10]
Take eight [00:04:11]
Green rosetta[00:04:13]
Green rosetta[00:04:15]
A little green rosetta[00:04:16]
Against the Reggae beat though [00:04:20]
No it's still Reggae but it s all backwards[00:04:22]
A little green rosetta[00:04:24]
A little green rosetta[00:04:25]
A little green rosetta[00:04:28]
You'll make a muffin betta [Etc etc etc [00:04:30]
Now you see some places in the Third World it might be difficult to dance to this because[00:04:44]
The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device [00:04:48]
And a lot of times they run out of [00:04:53]
They run out of spunk right in the middle of the chorus [00:04:55]
Causing the song to sound like this [00:04:59]
A little green rosetta[00:05:01]
However we continue in spite of the fact that the fuel may be low on your record player [00:05:04]
We suggest that in places like the Fourth World where things are really tough that you[00:05:09]
Keep the record player going by rubbing two sticks together And if all else fails [00:05:13]
Throw the record away [00:05:24]
Build your own green rosetta [00:05:26]
Try this recipe: Well start with a lump of grass [00:05:31]
The grass bone connected to the ankle bone [00:05:41]
The knee bone connected to the[00:05:45]
Wishbone and then everybody moves to New York and goes to a party with Warren [00:05:49]
Hey And we've flown in [00:05:59]
At great expense [00:06:05]
(triple scale no less ladies and gentlemen) [00:06:06]
Steve Gad's clone to play the out-chorus on this song [00:06:09]
Lies really outa-site in spite of[00:06:14]
Thefact that the click track is totally irrelevant to what he's doing now [00:06:18]
I in listening to[00:06:23]
The click yes I'm suffering with the click track right now [00:06:23]
This guy is totally out of sync with it [00:06:25]
But what the f**k Ed Mann will call him up later [00:06:27]
Show him the sign Okay Vinnie where[00:06:29]
Is five [00:06:33]
They're pretty good musicians[00:06:43]
They re pretty good musicians[00:06:47]
They're pretty good musicians[00:06:55]
They're pretty good musicians[00:06:59]
But it don't make no difference[00:07:11]
If they're good musicians[00:07:13]
Because anybody who would buy this record[00:07:15]
Doesn't give a f**k if there's good musicians[00:07:17]
On it[00:07:19]
Because this is a stupid song[00:07:20]
AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT[00:07:24]
A little green rosetta[00:07:28]
A little green rosetta[00:07:31]
A little green rosetta[00:07:36]
A little green rosetta[00:07:40]
You make a muffin betta[00:07:44]
With a little green rosetta[00:07:48]
A little green rosetta[00:07:52]
Rosetta rosetta rosetta[00:07:56]