所属专辑:Music from Cats
歌手: Cats The Musical
时长: 05:41
Gus the Theatre Cat - The Theatreland Chorus[00:00:00]
Written by:Lloyd Webber/Eliot[00:00:00]
Gus is the cat at the theatre door[00:00:00]
His name as I ought to have told you before[00:00:06]
Is really asparagus but that's such a fuss[00:00:13]
To pronounce that we usually call him[00:00:19]
Just Gus[00:00:25]
His coat's very shabby[00:00:27]
He's thin as a rake[00:00:30]
And he suffers from palsy that makes his paw shake[00:00:33]
Yet he was in his youth quite the smartest of cats[00:00:39]
But no longer a terror to mice or to rats[00:00:46]
For he isn't the cat that he was in his prime[00:00:53]
Though his name was quite famous he says in his time[00:00:59]
And whenever he joins his friends at their club[00:01:05]
Which takes place at the back of the neighbouring pub[00:01:11]
He loves to regale them if someone else pays[00:01:18]
With anecdotes drawn from his palmiest days[00:01:24]
For he once was a star of the highest degree[00:01:31]
He has acted with Irving he's acted with tree[00:01:36]
And he likes to relate his success on the halls[00:01:43]
Where the gallery once gave him seven catcalls[00:01:49]
But his grandest creation as he loves to tell[00:01:55]
Was Firefrorefiddle the fiend of the fell[00:02:02]
I have played in my time every possible part[00:02:17]
And I used to know seventy speeches by heart[00:02:25]
I'd extemporize backchat[00:02:33]
I knew how to gag[00:02:37]
And I knew how to let the cat out of the bag[00:02:41]
I knew how to act with my back and my tail[00:02:49]
With an hour of rehearsal[00:02:56]
I never could fail[00:02:59]
I'd a voice that would soften the hardest of hearts[00:03:03]
Whether I took the lead or in character parts[00:03:09]
I have sat by the bedside of poor little Nell[00:03:17]
When the curfew was rung then I swung on the bell[00:03:24]
In the pantomime season I never fell flat[00:03:30]
And I once understudied dick Whittington's cat[00:03:36]
But my grandest creation[00:03:42]
As history will tell[00:03:46]
Was Firefrorefiddle the fiend of the fell[00:03:50]
Then if someone will give him a toothful of gin[00:04:04]
He will tell how he once played a part in East Lynne[00:04:09]
At a Shakespeare performance he once walked on pat[00:04:14]
When some actor suggested the need for a cat[00:04:19]
And I say now these kittens[00:04:25]
They do not get trained[00:04:28]
As we did in the days when Victoria reigned[00:04:30]
They never get drilled in a regular troupe[00:04:36]
And they think they are smart[00:04:41]
Just to jump through a hoop[00:04:44]
And he says as he scratches himself with his claws[00:04:48]
Well the theatre is certainly not what it was[00:04:54]
These modern productions are all very well[00:05:00]
But there's nothing to equal from what I hear tell[00:05:07]
That moment of mystery when I made history[00:05:13]
As Firefrorefiddle the fiend of the fell[00:05:23]