所属专辑:Music from Cats
歌手: Cats The Musical
时长: 05:10
The Ad-Dressing of the Cats - The Theatreland Chorus[00:00:00]
Written by:Lloyd Webber/Eliot[00:00:01]
You've heard of several kinds of cat[00:00:03]
And my opinion now is that[00:00:08]
You should need no interpreter[00:00:13]
To understand our character[00:00:18]
You've learned enough to take the view[00:00:22]
That cats are very much like you[00:00:27]
You've seen us both at work and games[00:00:32]
And learnt about our proper names[00:00:37]
Our habits and our habitat[00:00:42]
But how would you ad-dress a cat[00:00:46]
So first your memory I'll jog[00:00:55]
And say a cat is not a dog[00:01:02]
Now dogs pretend they like to fight[00:01:16]
They often bark more seldom bite[00:01:21]
But yet a dog is on the whole[00:01:26]
What you would call a simple soul[00:01:31]
The usual dog about the town[00:01:36]
Is much inclined to play the clown[00:01:40]
And far from showing too much pride[00:01:45]
Is frequently undignified[00:01:50]
He's such an easygoing lout[00:01:55]
He'll answer any hail or shout[00:02:00]
The usual dog about the town[00:02:09]
Is inclined to play the clown[00:02:14]
Again I must remind you that[00:02:18]
A dog's a dog a cat's a cat[00:02:25]
With cats some say one rule is true[00:02:35]
Don't speak 'til you are spoken to[00:02:42]
Myself I do not hold with that[00:02:49]
I say you should ad-dress a cat[00:02:54]
But always bear in mind that he[00:02:59]
Resents familiarity[00:03:04]
You bow and taking off your hat[00:03:10]
Ad-dress him in this form o cat[00:03:18]
Before a cat will condescend[00:03:28]
To treat you as a trusted friend[00:03:33]
Some little token of esteem[00:03:37]
Is needed like a dish of cream[00:03:42]
And you might now and then supply[00:03:47]
Some caviar or strassburg pie[00:03:52]
Some potted grouse or salmon paste[00:03:57]
He's sure to have his personal taste[00:04:01]
And so in time you reach your aim[00:04:06]
And call him by his name[00:04:11]
So this is this and that is that[00:04:21]
And there's how you ad-dress a cat[00:04:27]
A cat's entitled to expect[00:04:34]
These evidences of respect[00:04:39]
So this is this and that is that[00:04:44]
And there's how you ad-dress a cat[00:04:50]