《The Ten Commandments Of Bart》歌词

歌曲： The Ten Commandments Of Bart

所属专辑：The Yellow Album

歌手： The Simpsons

时长： 06:08

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The Ten Commandments Of Bart (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲) - The Simpsons (辛普森一家)[00:00:00]

(《辛普森一家》动画片插曲)[00:00:01]

Written by：Matt Groening/Greg Haver[00:00:04]

Ha ha ha ha ha[00:00:06]

Thou shall have fun[00:00:17]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:00:20]

Thou shall have fun[00:00:21]

If you wanna be happy[00:00:24]

Thou shall have fun[00:00:25]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:00:28]

Thou shall have fun[00:00:30]

Ladies and gentlemen hello it's Bart again[00:00:34]

Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend[00:00:36]

'Cause like it or lump it this is Simpson-style[00:00:38]

And this I demand don't touch that dial[00:00:40]

I got your attention so you'd better listen up[00:00:42]

Dance if you must but please don't interrupt[00:00:44]

'Cause the singing I'm slinging comes straight from the heart[00:00:46]

I call this little song the ten commandments of Bart[00:00:49]

Thou shall have fun[00:00:51]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:00:53]

Thou shall have fun[00:00:55]

If you wanna be happy[00:00:57]

Thou shall have fun[00:00:59]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:01:02]

Thou shall have fun[00:01:03]

Let us begin with commandment number ten[00:01:07]

Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end[00:01:10]

Shake it for your mama and shake it for when[00:01:12]

You wanna party-harty and get down in the den[00:01:14]

Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip[00:01:16]

You bring the chips I'll bring the bean dip[00:01:18]

By this I mean shake your gluteus Maximus[00:01:20]

Make everybody happy give them satisfactory[00:01:22]

Now comes a time for commandment number nine[00:01:25]

It's goes something like this thou shalt always make rhymes[00:01:27]

'Cause rhyming is a way man to make your own news[00:01:29]

Better than CNN better than family values[00:01:31]

Don't get me misconstrued I'm not trying to be crude[00:01:33]

But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood[00:01:35]

It ain't true that our culture's in a decline[00:01:37]

Just listen to the super-fine spine-shaking bass line[00:01:39]

Now you're itching and twitching to this mucho bewitching[00:01:50]

The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatching[00:01:52]

Hold on to your hats because here come the scratching[00:01:54]

Who did that[00:02:08]

Let's cruise shall we now to commandment number eight[00:02:11]

Goes exactly like this thou shall procrastinate[00:02:13]

Put another way this means you must be late[00:02:15]

Whenever you can make everybody wait[00:02:17]

When homework is due don't give in to fate[00:02:19]

But do say teacher guess what the dog ate it[00:02:21]

Of all the commandments none can be greater[00:02:24]

If you want more details come back later[00:02:26]

Thou shall have fun[00:02:28]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:02:30]

Thou shall have fun[00:02:32]

If you wanna be happy[00:02:35]

Thou shall have fun[00:02:36]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:02:39]

Thou shall have fun[00:02:40]

Moving right along here's commandment number seven[00:02:45]

Thou shalt go wild 'cause you'll never get to heaven[00:02:47]

You don't say no you do say yo[00:02:49]

You hear bad songs turn up on the radio[00:02:51]

Then when you're dead Fred where you gonna go[00:02:53]

You're going down low where the rocks grow[00:02:55]

The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video[00:02:57]

Except no guitars 'cause wouldn't ya know[00:02:59]

It's swell down in hell except[00:03:02]

The devil plays the banjo[00:03:03]

Ha ha ha ha ha[00:03:07]

Next up here is commandment number six[00:03:10]

It goes like this thou shalt dance like lunatics[00:03:12]

Got to get moving and shaking and grooving[00:03:14]

And hopping and mopping and floppily-flopping[00:03:16]

The drums drop out[00:03:17]

Hey what happened beat box is broke[00:03:19]

Maggie come here quick I'm starting to choke[00:03:21]

Come on girl here's the deal I'm really sucking[00:03:23]

I need your help so Maggie please start sucking[00:03:25]

Oh yeah that's it that's what I require[00:03:31]

An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier[00:03:33]

And now we arrive at commandment number five[00:03:40]

Short and sweet thou shalt be alive[00:03:42]

Take off your pants strut around in the nude[00:03:44]

If somebody sees you say what's happening dude[00:03:46]

Oh yeah now we're starting to soar[00:03:53]

The countdown continues commandment number four[00:03:55]

I say unto you thou shalt slam the door[00:03:56]

Wake up the neighbors that's what it's for[00:03:59]

Slam it again and slam it some more[00:04:01]

Now you got a beat that never happened before[00:04:03]

Thou shall have fun[00:04:05]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:04:07]

Thou shall have fun[00:04:09]

If you wanna be happy[00:04:12]

Thou shall have fun[00:04:13]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:04:16]

Thou shall have fun[00:04:18]

Which brings us on to commandment number three[00:04:22]

Thou shalt question authority[00:04:24]

'Cause authority hates curiosity[00:04:26]

Which leads straight to originality[00:04:28]

From there my friends spontaneity[00:04:30]

And the downward spots straight to mockery[00:04:32]

Then a hop and a skip to mutiny[00:04:34]

Then mutiny leads to anarchy[00:04:36]

Then a[00:04:39]

Bart knock it off turn it down[00:04:40]

Okay okay here's commandment number two[00:04:43]

Thou shalt do exactly what you wanna do[00:04:45]

Get a tattoo eat a honeydew[00:04:47]

Raid a taboo paint your head blue[00:04:49]

If you're bald go buy a toupee[00:04:51]

If you're starved go eat a souflee[00:04:54]

If you're crazy get on the subway[00:04:56]

If you're bored dance on the freeway[00:04:58]

If you're sexy put on negligee[00:05:00]

'Cause this is what I have to say[00:05:02]

Hurray for horseplay gotta have horseplay[00:05:04]

Besides that man eh what the hay[00:05:06]

And now at last it's commandment number one[00:05:17]

Put quite simply[00:05:19]

Thou shalt have fun[00:05:20]

Thou shall have fun[00:05:21]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:05:24]

Thou shall have fun[00:05:25]

If you wanna be happy[00:05:27]

Thou shall have fun[00:05:29]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:05:32]

Thou shall have fun[00:05:34]

Thou shall have fun[00:05:38]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:05:41]

Thou shall have fun[00:05:42]

If you wanna be happy[00:05:45]

Thou shall have fun[00:05:46]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:05:49]

Thou shall have fun[00:05:51]

Thou shalt have fun[00:05:55]

That was pretty cool huh[00:06:01]