《Billy The Mountain(Live At Pauley Pavilion， UCLA， Los Angeles， 1971)》歌词

歌曲： Billy The Mountain(Live At Pauley Pavilion， UCLA， Los Angeles， 1971)

所属专辑：Just Another Band From L.A. (Live At Pauley Pavilion， UCLA， Los Angeles / 1971)

歌手： Frank Zappa&The Mothers

时长： 24:40

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Mountain[00:00:09]

Billy the mountain[00:00:13]

A regular picturesque[00:00:22]

Postcardy mountain[00:00:27]

Residing between lovely[00:00:30]

Rosamond and Gorman[00:00:35]

With his stunning wife Ethell[00:00:39]

A tree[00:00:44]

A tree[00:00:51]

Billy was a mountain[00:00:58]

Ethel was a tree[00:01:03]

Growing off of his shoulder[00:01:04]

Billy was a mountain[00:01:11]

Ethel was a tree[00:01:16]

Growing off of his shoulder[00:01:20]

Billy had two big[00:01:25]

Caves for eyes[00:01:26]

With a cliff for a jaw[00:01:27]

That would go up 'n down[00:01:29]

And whenever it did[00:01:31]

He'd puff out some dust[00:01:32]

And hack up a boulder[00:01:33]

Hack[00:01:36]

Hack up a boulder[00:01:37]

Hack hack[00:01:39]

Hack up a boulder[00:01:40]

Hack hack hack[00:01:42]

Hack up a boulder[00:01:44]

Now one day a man in a checkered suit drove up in a big[00:01:47]

Lincoln continental and he laid a huge[00:02:02]

Bulging envelope right at the corner of billy the mountain[00:02:09]

Right where his 'foot' was supposed to be[00:02:14]

Now billy the mountain he couldn't believe it[00:02:16]

All those postcards he'd posed for for over these years[00:02:21]

And finally now at last his royalties[00:02:25]

Billy the mountain was rich his eyeball caves widened in amazement[00:02:36]

His cliff[00:02:46]

Which was his jaw[00:02:47]

It dropped thirty feet[00:02:48]

Ooh a bunch of dust puffed out rocks and boulders hacked up[00:02:54]

Hack hack hack hack hack hack hack[00:03:01]

Crushing 'the Lincoln'[00:03:02]

Now the man in the checkered suit well[00:03:03]

Without his car he went screaming off into the desert at sunset[00:03:03]

All the way to Rosamond to get a beer and tell everybody there[00:03:05]

Including Ronnie Cook what had happened to his car[00:03:07]

I gave him the money[00:03:10]

He acted real funny[00:03:10]

He hocked up a rock and[00:03:11]

It totaled my car[00:03:14]

Oh do you[00:03:16]

Know any trucks[00:03:17]

Might be bound for the Valley[00:03:19]

I don't want to stand here[00:03:23]

All night in this bar[00:03:26]

Dear lord[00:03:28]

I don't want to stand here[00:03:28]

All night in this bar[00:03:31]

No s**t[00:03:33]

I don't want to stand here[00:03:34]

All night in this bar[00:03:37]

By two o'clock and the bars are already closed down[00:03:44]

Billy had already broken 'the big news' to Ethel[00:03:49]

With dust and boulders everywhere billy choked with excitement announced[00:03:55]

Ethel we're going on a vacation[00:04:06]

Yes and they were going on a vacation[00:04:15]

Oh and Ethel Ethel Ethel Ethel just like a woman[00:04:19]

Of course she was delighted she creaked a little bit[00:04:23]

And some old birds flew off of her[00:04:31]

Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song[00:04:36]

Billy told Ethel they were going to[00:04:39]

They were going to New York[00:04:45]

Ethel we're going to[00:04:48]

New York[00:04:57]

But first they were gonna stop in Las Vegas[00:05:07]

It's off to Las Vegas[00:05:11]

To check out the lounges[00:05:15]

Pull a few handles[00:05:18]

Drink a few beers[00:05:21]

Oh Ethel[00:05:23]

Ethel my darling[00:05:24]

You know that I love you[00:05:26]

I'm glad we could have a[00:05:29]

Vacation this year[00:05:32]

Oh neet o[00:05:34]

Glad we could have a[00:05:35]

Vacation this year[00:05:37]

They left that night crunchin' across the mojave desert[00:05:45]

Their voices echoing through the canyons of your minds[00:05:51]

Ethel want to get a cuppa cawfee[00:05:58]

There's a Howard Johnsons want to eat some clams[00:06:09]

The first noteworthy piece of real estate they destroyed was Edwards Air Force Base[00:06:19]

And to this very day 'wing nuts' and data reduction clerks alike[00:06:26]

Speak in reverent whispers about that fateful night when[00:06:32]

Test stand number one and the rocket sled itself got LUNCHED[00:06:35]

By a famous mountain in and his small wooden wife[00:06:44]

Good bye to Las Vegas[00:06:49]

Farewell to the lounges[00:06:50]

We pulled a few handles[00:06:50]

We drank a few beers[00:06:51]

Guess that George Putnam[00:06:53]

Should be on the air now[00:06:53]

With the biggest new story[00:06:54]

That has broken this year[00:06:56]

George Putnam[00:06:58]

His biggest new story[00:06:59]

That has broken this year[00:06:59]

Take it away George[00:07:00]

Word just in to the KTTV news service undeniably links[00:07:00]

This mountain and his wife to d**g abuse[00:07:02]

And pay offs as part of a San Joaquin Valley smut ring[00:07:04]

However we can assure parents in the Southern California area[00:07:10]

That a recent narcotics crack down[00:07:14]

In Torrance Hawthorne Lomita[00:07:16]

Westchester Playa del Rey Santa Monica[00:07:22]

Tujunga Sunland San Fernando Pacoima Sylmar[00:07:29]

Newhall Canoga Park[00:07:36]

Palmdale Glendale Irwindale[00:07:40]

Rolling Hills Granada Hills Shadow Hills Cheviot Hills[00:07:45]

Will provide the secret evidence[00:07:53]

The Palmdale grand jury has needed to seek a criminal indictment[00:07:55]

And pave the way for stiffer legislation increased federal aid[00:08:00]

And avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inland empire[00:08:07]

But it is this reporter's opinion that Ethel is a former Communist[00:08:13]

Within the week Jerry Lewis had hosted a telethon[00:08:18]

Wah wah wah nice lady[00:08:21]

To raise funds for the injured[00:08:23]

Injured[00:08:26]

And homeless[00:08:27]

Homeless[00:08:29]

In Denver[00:08:31]

As Billy had just levelled it and a few miles right outside of town[00:08:38]

Billy caused a 'Oh Mein Papa' in the earth's crust[00:08:44]

Right over the secret underground dumps where they keep the pools of old poison gas[00:08:52]

And obsolete germ bombs just as a freak tornado cruised through[00:09:07]

Sucking up two thirds of it[00:09:33]

Suck suck suck[00:09:50]

For untimely dispersal over vast stretches of WATTS[00:09:52]

Now it was about this time I think it was right outside of Columbus Ohio that billy got his notice to report for his induction physical[00:10:03]

Now believe me Ethel said she wasn't gonna let him go[00:10:16]

I'm not gonna let you go billy[00:10:17]

And george putnam the right wing creepo fascist pig newscaster from los angeles said[00:10:18]

Take it away george putnam[00:10:22]

The right wing fascist radical creepo pig newscaster from los angeles[00:10:23]

We now have confirmed reports from an informed orange county minister[00:10:26]

That ethell is still an active communist[00:10:33]

And it's this reporter's opinion that she also practices witch craft[00:10:38]

It was about this time that the telephone rang in the secret briefcase[00:10:49]

Belonging to the one mortal man[00:10:54]

Who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'america herself'[00:10:56]

Now some men say he looked like[00:11:06]

He looked like[00:11:13]

Felix Pappalardi[00:11:15]

Felix Pappalardi[00:11:18]

Still others say[00:11:24]

Others say[00:11:25]

Bulls**t man[00:11:26]

Bulls**t man[00:11:26]

He was just born[00:11:27]

He was born[00:11:27]

Next to the frozen beef pies at Gristede's[00:11:28]

Frozen beef pies[00:11:30]

Still others say[00:11:32]

Others say he was just another[00:11:32]

Again he was just a crazy Italian[00:11:34]

Crazy Italian[00:11:37]

Who drove a red car[00:11:38]

You see it was hard to tell[00:11:39]

But nobody knows[00:11:40]

Nobody knew for sure[00:11:41]

For sure[00:11:42]

He was so[00:11:43]

So[00:11:43]

Mysterious[00:11:44]

Mysterious[00:11:45]

Oh yes he was[00:11:46]

He was so[00:11:46]

He was so he was so[00:11:48]

Mysterious[00:11:49]

He was so[00:11:54]

Mysterious[00:11:57]

Cause when a person gets to be[00:12:05]

Such a hero folks[00:12:06]

And marvelous beyond compute[00:12:08]

You can never really tell[00:12:12]

About a guy like that[00:12:13]

Whether he's really a nice person[00:12:15]

Or if he just smiles a lot[00:12:17]

What[00:12:19]

Or if he has a son named 'pinocchio'[00:12:19]

Or what[00:12:23]

Whether he's really a nice person or if he has a son named 'pinocchio' or what[00:12:25]

Some men say he could fly[00:12:30]

Some men say he could swim[00:12:32]

Others say he could sing[00:12:33]

Like neil sedaka[00:12:34]

And all the girls in flushing[00:12:35]

Would be amazed of him[00:12:37]

Two three[00:12:38]

Amazed of him[00:12:40]

Time passes[00:12:46]

January February March July[00:12:52]

Wednesday[00:12:57]

August[00:12:59]

Irwindale[00:13:00]

2:30 in the afternoon[00:13:01]

Sunday Monday[00:13:03]

Funny Cars[00:13:06]

Walnut[00:13:07]

Friday[00:13:07]

City of Industry[00:13:10]

Big John Mazamanian[00:13:11]

So when the phone rang[00:13:13]

In the secret briefcase[00:13:17]

Thank you[00:13:20]

A strong masculine hand[00:13:21]

With a wristwatch[00:13:24]

And flexy bracelet[00:13:26]

Grabbed it[00:13:29]

And answered[00:13:32]

In a deep calmly assured voice：[00:13:34]

Yes this is he what a mountain with a tree growing off of its shoulder[00:13:43]

You're fulla s**t man what what uh are are you sure[00:13:57]

Oh well alright let me write this down then sorta take a few notes here to new york[00:14:00]

Causing untold destruction[00:14:08]

My baby my baby my baby my baby oh[00:14:10]

My baby my baby my baby my baby[00:14:13]

My baby my baby[00:14:17]

My baby my baby my baby[00:14:19]

My baby my baby[00:14:25]

My baby my baby my baby[00:14:26]

Wanted for draft evasion[00:14:29]

Can I can I fly there immediately and reason with him[00:14:37]

An expense account and per diem too[00:14:42]

Some men say he could dance[00:14:50]

Yes he could dance[00:14:54]

And here it is ladies and gentlemen[00:14:56]

The studebaker hoch dancing lesson &cosmic prayer for guidance featuring aynsley dunbar[00:14:59]

Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey[00:15:06]

Right hand from the heart uh[00:15:13]

Professional[00:15:16]

Left hand from the heart uh[00:15:16]

Exquisite[00:15:19]

Right hand from the heart uh[00:15:20]

Homunculus[00:15:22]

Left hand from the left shoulder[00:15:23]

To the heart uh[00:15:26]

Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey[00:15:30]

There were a number of rumors circulating about studebaker hoch recently[00:15:32]

Consider if you will the rumors that have spread that he could write[00:15:42]

The lord's prayer on the head of a pin[00:15:46]

Some men say he could write the lord's prayer[00:15:49]

On the head of a[00:15:53]

Head of a[00:15:57]

Head of a pin[00:16:02]

Three dog night[00:16:09]

Yeah[00:16:11]

Other still maintain the fact[00:16:17]

Good god[00:16:25]

He was born next to the frozen beef pies[00:16:31]

And that was the main influence on him[00:16:42]

Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife[00:17:00]

Who ran a modeling school[00:17:04]

Whereupon she he ran around the back of 'gimbel's'[00:17:05]

To see if he could find some big un used cardboard boxes[00:17:15]

After which he hit up gristede's for some 'kaiser broiler foil'[00:17:23]

Some 'aunt jemima syrup' and a pair of blunt scissors hey hey[00:17:27]

Yes and in the parking lot across the street from the[00:17:35]

One fifth avenue hotel[00:17:39]

In between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking[00:17:42]

He cut out a pair of really really nice wings and he covered 'em thoroughly with foil[00:17:46]

Thoroughly with foil thoroughly with foil[00:17:51]

Thoroughly with foil[00:17:55]

Thorougly with foil[00:18:02]

Thoroughly with foil[00:18:03]

Thoroughly with with foil[00:18:05]

Then he took those 'wings'[00:18:13]

And wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth[00:18:15]

He closed the door and he pulled down his gray denim bus driver type pants[00:18:26]

And he spread even amounts of aunt jemima syrup all over the inside of his legs[00:18:36]

Right underneath his boxer pretty shorts ha ha ha[00:18:42]

Soon the booth was filling with flies[00:18:47]

Help me help me help me[00:18:50]

He held open the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in[00:18:54]

Yes and when each and every one of those little[00:19:00]

Each and every one of those little cocksuckin' flies had gone into his boxer shorts[00:19:04]

And was lapping up all that good aunt jemima syrup[00:19:08]

He bent over and he put his head between his legs[00:19:11]

And he said to those little flies in a clear impressive voice[00:19:15]

New york[00:19:24]

And the booth and everything lifted up out of the parking lot and into the sky[00:19:26]

Studebaker[00:19:39]

Yeah yeah[00:19:40]

Studebaker[00:19:42]

Studebaker[00:19:42]

Studebaker[00:19:44]

Yeah yeah[00:19:45]

Studebaker[00:19:46]

Studebaker[00:19:47]

He's coating his legs[00:19:48]

With aunt jemima syrup up and down[00:19:50]

His shorts'll be filled with flies[00:19:56]

That will be buzzing all around[00:19:58]

Help me help me help me[00:20:03]

Stoodlabaker hoch[00:20:04]

He's really outa sight[00:20:04]

Stoodlabaker hoch[00:20:06]

He does it every night[00:20:07]

Stoodlabaker hoch[00:20:08]

He treats the flies all right[00:20:09]

Stoodla baker hoch[00:20:10]

That's why they never bite hey[00:20:11]

Please to new york[00:20:15]

Fly to new york[00:20:15]

He could be a dog[00:20:22]

Or a frog[00:20:24]

Or a lesbian queen[00:20:25]

Fly to new york[00:20:28]

He could be a nark[00:20:31]

Or a lady marine[00:20:32]

Or he might play dirty[00:20:37]

He's over thirty[00:20:40]

Getting old say I don't know[00:20:42]

His peculiar attire[00:20:51]

And the flies he require[00:20:53]

Keep leading him on[00:20:56]

Cause ethell is gone[00:21:00]

And the mountain she's on[00:21:00]

Please to new york[00:21:01]

Fly to new york[00:21:01]

Fly to new york[00:21:05]

I don't know[00:21:09]

His peculiar attire[00:21:09]

And the flies he require[00:21:13]

Keep leading him on[00:21:14]

Cause ethell is gone[00:21:15]

They keep leading him on[00:21:18]

Cause ethell is gone[00:21:19]

And the mountain she's on[00:21:19]

We join studebaker hoch standing on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth[00:21:20]

Billy I've come to reason with you[00:21:28]

Our great country needs you in the armed forces[00:21:32]

Why it's all fair and square the lottery you know your number came up[00:21:36]

You can't go on running like this forever[00:21:39]

Ethell shook her twigs angrily but studebaker hoch un ferturbed continued[00:21:43]

Listen you[00:21:54]

Cough cough[00:21:55]

Listen you communist son of a b***h[00:21:56]

You better get your a*s down there for your f**kin' physical[00:21:59]

Or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt[00:22:03]

In some impending new jersey marsh reclamation[00:22:06]

And your girl friend here will wind up disguised as a series of brooms[00:22:10]

Primitive ironing boards[00:22:15]

Or a dog house[00:22:18]

Get the[00:22:19]

Cough cough[00:22:20]

Get the picture[00:22:21]

Billy just laughed[00:22:22]

Ho ho ho if they think they're gonna draft me they're crazy[00:22:26]

Now you'd remember that studebaker hoch was standing on the edge of billy's mouth[00:22:35]

So that when he laughed he lost his balance and unfortunately fell[00:22:42]

Screaming two hundred feet into the rubble below[00:22:45]

That was only one hundred feet you carnaby cutie[00:22:59]

Let's hear another set[00:23:01]

Which only goes to prove[00:23:02]

A mountain is something[00:23:07]

You don't want to f**k with[00:23:11]

You don't want to f**k with[00:23:14]

Don't f**k around[00:23:18]

Don't f**k around[00:23:20]

Don't f**k with billy[00:23:21]

And don't f**k with ethell[00:23:23]

You saw what just happened[00:23:26]

To the guy with the flies[00:23:29]

With[00:23:32]

Biddilly biddilly[00:23:44]

Biddilly biddilly biddilly[00:23:44]

Biddilly[00:23:48]

The[00:23:49]

Mountin[00:23:52]

Biddilly[00:23:53]

The[00:23:54]

Mountin[00:23:57]

Thank you for coming to our concert[00:24:04]

Good night[00:24:19]