《Christmas in Lancashire》歌词

歌曲： Christmas in Lancashire

所属专辑：Never Mind the Hotpots

歌手： The Lancashire Hotpots

时长： 02:49

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Christmas in Lancashire - The Lancashire Hotpots[00:00:00]

Well it's Christmas in Lancashire[00:00:04]

Snow is on the ground[00:00:07]

I'm not feeling festive[00:00:09]

'Coz we wireless networks gone down[00:00:11]

I can't even listen to[00:00:14]

Cliff Richard or Slade[00:00:16]

'Coz the barry in the iPod[00:00:18]

Has seen better days[00:00:20]

It's Christmas again[00:00:25]

Digibox is up spout[00:00:27]

I had fifty channels[00:00:30]

But now I've got nowt[00:00:32]

No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV[00:00:35]

It's reruns of Sinbad[00:00:39]

And Queen's speech for thee[00:00:41]

I can't even Bit Torrent[00:00:46]

Morecambe and Wise[00:00:49]

'Coz me 8 meg broadbands bust [00:00:52]

I'm cut down to size[00:00:53]

No credit on't mobile[00:00:56]

So I can't send a text[00:00:58]

This technology at Christmas[00:01:01]

Oh it does get me vexed[00:01:02]

'Til watch you forever[00:01:05]

I got some mince pies[00:01:08]

And left Santa a drink[00:01:10]

But I couldn't make egg nog[00:01:12]

'Coz blenders on't blink[00:01:15]

I got my friends round for Christmas[00:01:17]

But then asked them to leave[00:01:19]

'Coz I'm reformatting the hard drive[00:01:22]

On Christmas Eve[00:01:24]

It's Christmas again[00:01:29]

Digibox is up spout[00:01:31]

I had fifty channels[00:01:34]

But now I've got nowt[00:01:36]

No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV[00:01:39]

It's reruns of Sinbad[00:01:43]

And Queen's speech for thee[00:01:45]

Well I jumped in me car[00:01:50]

Got to visit the folk[00:01:53]

Got Sat Nav for Christmas[00:01:56]

'Coz me sense of direction's a joke[00:01:58]

I entered the addresses [00:02:01]

The screen I did touch[00:02:03]

But I got bloomin lost[00:02:05]

'Coz the woman spoke Dutch[00:02:07]

It's Christmas again[00:02:12]

Digibox is up spout[00:02:14]

I had fifty channels[00:02:17]

But now I've got nowt[00:02:19]

No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV[00:02:22]

It's reruns of Sinbad[00:02:27]

And Queen's speech for thee[00:02:29]

All my bless for the merry Christmas[00:02:34]

And happy new year[00:02:37]